March 8 is the most long-awaited holiday for all women on the planet. Usually, even little girls, who, along with their mothers, receive compliments and gifts, are not deprived of attention. On March 8, the school celebrates along with other holidays, and on this day the administration faces a difficult task: to please not only teachers and schoolgirls, but also mothers and grandmothers invited to the concert. The proposed scenario is designed for students in elementary and high school. Turning to him, you can find the funniest scenes on March 8 for high school students and find out the design features of the assembly hall.
Some organizational issues
Traditionally, the leaders of such events are a boy and a girl - the most active and vibrant high school students who know how to maintain a conversation with the audience. Decorating the hall on March 8 at school is an important point. Since fresh flowers are expensive, you can use artificial ones, do not forget about balloons and children's drawings. Funny scenes and jokes must be diluted with dances and songs prepared by the students themselves. At the beginning of the holiday, you should verbally congratulate the teachers present and, if possible, give each a bouquet of flowers. At the end, each class disperses into their classrooms and continues the celebration with cakes and soft drinks.
Event opening
Host 1 : Good afternoon, dear teachers and students!
Presenter 2 : Hello, dear parents and guests of our event!
Presenter 1 : Today we gathered in the auditorium of our beloved school in order to celebrate the day when the beautiful half of humanity expects beautiful words and pleasant deeds.
Host 2 : This day is dedicated to you, dear teachers, mothers, grandmothers and, of course, our students.
Host 1 : March 8th at school has already become a tradition in our small friendly team, and therefore we will try to make this holiday unforgettable with Diana and our participants. The word is provided ...
(Further congratulations to teachers, verses on March 8, performance of dance or music numbers may sound. You can voice the merits of each teacher and, thanking for the work done, give a bouquet).
From the history of the holiday
Host 2 : Maxim, certainly not every one of us knows about the history of March 8th.
Host 1 : You're right, Diana, so you and I must certainly enlighten our viewers.
A slide show appears on the interactive whiteboard with vivid illustrations corresponding to the speeches of the presenters. Pictures are accompanied by music and video clips.
Host 2 : Few people realize that this day was originally dedicated to the desire of the beautiful half of humanity to take their rightful place in the world.
Presenter 1 : The appearance of the holiday is associated with the name of Clara Zetkin. Initially, she gave him the name "International Day of Women's Solidarity in the Struggle for Their Rights."
Presenter 2 : It is not surprising that on the same day in 1857 there was a mass demonstration of working women in New York. Of course, the organization of March 8 at school was not previously planned - after several decades, women came up with the idea of āācelebrating this day in their families, at work, in educational institutions.
The exit of the smallest
Presenter 1 : Calling March 8th the Day of All Moms, it is fair to mention the smallest women, which are our elementary school students.
Presenter 2 : They have prepared small poems for their mothers, who are also invited to the celebration and are now closely following each performance in the hall. So, meet 3-B grade students who will read verses on March 8th.
First: Congratulations to mom, grandmother
Most of all I love them!
Mom, granny, come
I'll feed you a cake.
Second: And today Iām momās coloring woman!
And today I boys like how oh!
In gratitude to mom, I will pick up flowers -
These are our daughters at school!
Third: Dad and I have been friends today since morning.
Weāll prepare dinner for mom, wash the cat.
Mom will come in the evening and gasp with excitement:
The cat is wet, the soup has cooled - such a surprise!
- Something, daughter, today you are especially playful,
And the weather from the morning is gloomy, rainy.
- Mommy's favorite, soup and cat - gifts,
We congratulate you on the eighth of March!
Fourth: When does mom rest, after all for days
She washes, cleans, cooks dinner, sews ...
But today is a special day - all household chores
Iāll do it myself, as my mother will go to work.
Fifth: March 8 - a holiday at school ,
Tea and feast day!
Our mothers, we love you
We will not forget your love and care!
Witty and funny scenes on March 8 for high school students
Presenter 1 : Diana, what do you think, and our graduates are as cheerful as elementary school girls?
Host 2 : Maxim, I have no doubt about it! In order to prove this, we will now ask 9th-grade students to go on stage with miniatures.
Scene "Conspiracy against chemists"
- Sidorov, I did not expect to catch you in the backyard of the school with a lighter! Now you will dance with me! Donāt come tomorrow without parents; Iāll tell them that you were addicted to cigarettes!
- Sergey Viktorovich, no parents! I made firecrackers for Nadezhda Ilyinichna and wanted to set them on fire now.
- For your chemist, or what? So you do not throw them through the window, Sidorov, but from the roof - let's go, help!
"The best gift for March 8th." Humorous scene
- I was my 10th today so pleased! The guys gave me a subscription to the Thai sauna, manicure, pedicure and massage with chocolate attached! What kind of gold they have, itās how much money they spent on it! This is the best gift on March 8!
- Now we know, Ariadna Ilyinichna, who robbed the school piggy bank ...
Scene "Kings Now and Then"
Presenter 1: They say that the current generation of children has become completely different: boys and girls do not respect teachers and allow themselves obscene tricks. Let's make sure of this and listen to the conversation of teachers who left the Soviet school.
- Raisa Fedorovna, what a difficult time these days have passed! Once our profession was the highest paid and prestigious. Teachers could be compared with kings, because it was they who were engaged in the education of society. Now show me the person at school who could be called the king?
- And today children, Lidia Pavlovna consider themselves as such: they alone are the most omniscient in us.
Scene āDimensionless Bagā
Host 2 : Diana, but I bet that Iāll figure out the teachers at first sight!
Host 1 : And how do you do this, Maxim?
Presenter 2: Everything is simple - after all, teachers have the largest bags in which not only magazines, but also, it seems, a bicycle can fit. We hope that the funny scenes on March 8 (for high school students we have saved this work) will certainly appeal to you.
Petrov goes towards the English teacher along the corridor and asks him to rate him in his diary:
- Svetlana Sergeevna, I answered today at the blackboard and got a five! Put it in a diary so that I can please my mother, because tomorrow is March 8!
- Well, Petrov, you just wait, I'll find the red pen.
(Svetlana Sergeyevna takes out magazines, notebooks, diaries, pencil cases, and some women's "tricks" from her dimensionless bag ā a comb, lipstick, and a mirror).
- Svetlana Sergeevna, it has already darkened on the street, itās time for me to go home. Youāll look for a pen here, and Iāll come to you tomorrow for an assessment. And by the way, I congratulate you on March 8!
The holiday at school ends ...
Presenter 1 : Dear guests, our celebration is coming to an end.
Host 2 : We hope that poems for mothers and funny scenes on March 8 (for high school students to prepare such a number, as it turned out, are a pleasure!) You really liked, and upon returning home you will have a pleasant impression of our holiday.
Host 1: With all our hearts, we want to thank you, dear teachers, for the work you put into our upbringing and education; you, dear mothers and grandmothers, for endless support; you, dear girls, because you are struggling to gain knowledge and grow as disciplined students.
Presenter 2: And now a little surprise awaits you - a tea party. We ask teachers, students and parents to go to classes.
In the assembly hall, the celebration of March 8 was completed. Humorous sketches and other events are appropriate to continue in the classroom. Before this, parents are invited to visit the exhibition of drawings and products. The works presented there are performed by students involved in the art classes, Beadwork, Photography, and others (if any).