Despite the fact that the name Anton is not one of the most common in our time, he invented jokes-jokes no less than to such illustrious names as Natasha, Sveta and Serezha. This is mainly due to the fact that the name Anton rhymes with the not very censored synonym for the word "condom", and therefore most of the jokes and jokes about Anton one way or another revolve around an understandable sensitive topic. Let’s try to choose the most decent from the total number of these jokes and jokes.
Jokes about Anton
Most often, jokes about Antonov look like anecdotes. For you, we have stored a few not very vulgar.
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Judging because, with the surname Shtopaniy, the mother decided to name her newborn child Anton, she really hated both his dad and everything connected with him ...
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Recently, the lieutenant has taken on the fashion of all subordinate hussars to call used condoms. But under Natasha, he limited himself to the expression "Anton is spanked."
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At a reception at the gynecologist, the girl decided to ask:
- Dear Doctor. Do not advise me, what are the ways to avoid pregnancy?
The doctor listed with a smile:
“There are many.” Condoms, spirals, candles, pills. Well, by the age of fifty, women have a menopause at all. There you can without contraceptives ...
After receiving a detailed consultation, the girl withdrew, but, as it turned out, not forever. After 25 years, an enraged babentia broke into the office of an elderly gynecologist with a bunch of children and exclaimed that here, they say, not pediatrics, but a women's consultation, exploded in the following monologue:
- Nonsense you have a consultation here! I demand compensation! Here, marvel: this is Anton - a torn condom ... this is Valka, a dropped out spiral, this is Senechka - a defective candle, this is Sveta - an undissolved tablet, and this is Vanek, so that you get a slap after a fifty-dollar knock! ..
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For the first time sitting behind the wheel of a car, a young and still not-gotten driver driver Anton was forced to listen all day from third-party rhyme drivers to his name.
Poems about Anton
There are a lot of those, too. And in the form of coupled verses, and separately. Here are a couple of jokes about the name Anton in poetic form.
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Again, sadness shines through my eyes
The test shows - ah!
Because our Anton
Forgot to put on ... a condom!
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Our nice guy is Anton,
He is in the theater - a balleron!
He throws the girls to heaven
And forgets to catch them ...
Conclusion
But it is not worthwhile to complain to Antonam about such jokes in their address. They are still lucky enough that they are not Natasha — three rubles, and ours, or not Sergey, keep ... In short, perhaps, we will end here.