Who would have imagined at least 3 decades ago that paper letters will be replaced by electronic letters, that friends can be found with one click of a computer mouse, to find out information through access to the World Wide Web. And now there is unlimited access everywhere, people hang on social pages, and jokes about the Internet are gaining popularity.
In the web of messages
Friends of Vkontakte:
- Mishanya! Long time no see! Wow!
- Sorry, but I won’t give money.
- I see ...
Rough correspondence on a dating site:
- Do you like me?
- Not at all!
“You too.”
- Our interests have converged! How about a meeting?
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"Do you need firewood?" each girl is interested in Pinocchio while meeting on social networks.
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- Hi! Where have you been?
- You will not believe! In real life!
Plunge and forget
Comedians have not spared the situation when one of the family members plunges into the World Wide Web and gets stuck to the point that he forgets about all the real worries, and even the faces. Funny jokes about the Internet will especially cheer you up, even when you don't want to smile.
Spouse dialogue:
- It's so hot. Can you tell me the recipe for ice tea?
- Simple as that! Pour hot tea, freeze for a while on the Internet - that’s the whole secret.
Poll people on the street:
- Why do not you like social networks?
- Because all my culinary efforts are turning into embers!
A five-year-old daughter is interested in her mother:
- Mom, what kind of a scary and dirty uncle does he live in our house? Is it Barmaley?
- Not! This is your dad, honey! It just hung on the Internet for a long time.
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On the radio they transmit: "Today, clear weather is expected in the republic, the air temperature is 30 degrees above zero." A regular at Odnoklassniki with a happy exclamation of "Hurray! Finally, summer has come!" moved with a laptop to the open window.
The wife of a drunk husband finds herself at a computer:
- Again got drunk?
- What are you, dear! This is all advertising on the Internet: "Do not forget to celebrate the 70th anniversary of the Porsche!" No matter how many times I close, it still pops up. So I noted ...
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The recipe for insomnia.
"To begin with, thoroughly clean your conscience. Then put a comfortable pillow on the bed and turn off the modem. He will remove insomnia as if by hand."
Modern New Year
"Dear friends! So the year 2030 has come! Under the chiming clock, please everyone friendly to update their pages and send emoticons in the form of champagne! Hurray!".
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New Year's meeting of friends:
- What are you planning for the New Year?
- Well, I don’t know ... What do you propose?
- This is what I wanted to clarify, in fact ...
- Then you can celebrate sparingly ... Vkontakte ...
A little bit about electricity
There is no smoke without fire. After all, the Internet does not work from the air. It’s terrible even to imagine for a moment the faces of visitors to social networks during an unexpected blackout in the room ... And how many emotions and piquant words fly into the address of electricians ... Therefore, jokes about the Internet and electricity are becoming popular, it’s painfully relevant.
- Without me you are nobody! - boasted the Internet.
- With the help of me you can find absolutely everything! - exclaimed Yandex.
- Speak more ... - Electricity hissed sarcastically.
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The conductor on the train states:
- Dear passengers! I have great news for you! Starting tomorrow, our train will have unlimited Internet access!
A man at a loss:
“Well, where will it be connected?” There are no sockets ...
Before you open the page with jokes about the Internet, you need to make sure that no dishes are cooked on the stove and all the taps are turned off, otherwise coals and boots passing by cannot be avoided.