This article is about a joke about eggs. But the reader does not need to worry, all these samples of humor do not contain anything obscene.
Professional
They ask the dishwasher: "What is the difference between an omelet and a hard-boiled egg?" She replies: "After a hard-boiled egg, do not wash dishes for a long time."
Beloved wife
- Hello, Hello! You just do not worry! Your husband was hit by a car today.
- Oh my God!!! He was just heading to the grocery store. Can you tell me, did this happen before shopping or after?
- Before...
-Thank God! So he has not had time to buy eggs yet.
Joke about the chandelier and eggs
A family of three is sitting in the kitchen. The wife tells her husband: "Peel the egg from the shell and give our daughter only the yolk, otherwise she can’t tolerate the protein at all." The surprised husband replies: “Wow! She just tried to eat a bar of soap in the bathroom, licked the asphalt on the street yesterday, and a week ago she tried to bite the chandelier in the hallway. And you see, she doesn’t digest the squirrels!”
Question to Armenian radio
Another funny joke about eggs. On the air of the Armenian radio program "Answers to listeners questions". One of the callers wondered: "What is the difference between a dashing driver and an egg?" An Armenian radio announcer replies: “An egg first happens to be soft-boiled, and then it becomes cool. And with the driver everything happens the other way around! At first it’s cool, and after a while - bang, and soft-boiled!”
Joke about two eggs
In boiling water, one egg says to the other: “Well, you and I are so good! It turns out that it takes only a few minutes to become cool!”
And here is another joke about eggs from the same series.
- What was the first to be born - a chicken or an egg?
- Of course, an egg! Birds are known to have evolved from lizards during evolution. Those lay eggs. So, it was the first to appear.
A restaurant visitor studies the menu: "Waiter! Tell me, please, but is the chicken broth with the egg?" The waiter says: "No, he's from beef." A silent scene continues for a minute. Then the waiter realized: “Don’t worry! An egg is like a chicken! Cows don’t carry eggs!”
A few more jokes
The one who says that he cleaned boiled eggs at the request of his wife for the New Year’s salad and did not eat a single one, he is either a person with a crystal soul or a big liar.
It's time to tell a joke about cold eggs.
A fastidious buyer comes to the store and asks: “Why is the variety of these eggs called“ Choice ”? A resourceful saleswoman answers him:“ Because they were taken away. ”A man doesn’t let up:“ And who did they take them from? ”. A store employee says:“ Of course the hens. "The man again asks:" Well, did they give them away so easily? ". The woman replies:" Those who resisted are sold in a nearby store. "The man asks another question:" Why is another variety called "Cold?" " The saleswoman replies: "Because those are from Siberia, not from Africa."
The son is interested in his father: "Dad, and who invented the egg?" The parent replies: "Well, in my opinion, this invention belongs to the chicken." The son again wonders: "Dad, who invented the meat grinder?" The father replies: "Well, I think some kind of person." The son asks the third question: "Dad, and who invented the Lambada dance?" The father replies: "Probably a chicken sitting on an egg that fell into a meat grinder."
Smart kid
A loving couple comes to a restaurant. A woman orders fried chicken with eggs. The cavalier asks: "Aren't you afraid of getting chicken flu?" She replies: "If this dish decides to sneeze at me, then I would rather get a heart attack than flu."
Finally, another joke about eggs.
Journalists interviewed a chicken that laid an egg of 5 kilograms:
“How did you do it?”
- It's my little secret.
- What are your plans?
- Plant an egg that will weigh ten or fifteen kilograms.
They ask the champion cock whose chicken laid the largest egg:
- How did you manage to achieve such a result?
- I do not know.
- What are your plans for the future?
- Beat the ostrich.
And here is another joke.
An old woman comes to the market and says: “Please take away the staleest eggs!”
A joyful saleswoman fulfilled her request and prepared to pack stale goods.
Grandma tells her: "No, no, you misunderstood me! Give me two dozen of the rest of the eggs."
One more.
A village rooster came to town. With nothing to do, he decided to walk through the restaurants. In one of them, he saw how grilled chicken is being prepared. The indignant cock says: “Wow! Where does the world go? There is no one to lay eggs in the village ! And here the hens go to the solarium and ride on the carousels.”