Funny sketches about students for KVNs, holidays and concerts

Funny sketches about students are successful among people of all ages and education - this is such a tribe. Everyone knows that college is the heyday of a person's sense of humor.

Exams are a tough time

Of course, the difficulties that the student has to overcome reach their peak during this period. All this is reflected in the scenes about students, funny to sarcasm. Indeed, in order to survive in some situations, you need to come up with a solution to many problems with humor.

Many scenes on Student's Day funny describe resourceful studiosa, whose fantasies envy any science fiction.

For example, a young guy comes out to answer with a ticket in his hand. The professor nods his head tiredly - they say, start. “Tentabedite and Tentateite Titi,” says a student with his tongue hanging out. The professor's eyes widen: "What ??? Repeat, my friend, the question! What are such threads ??? " The student says, sticking out his tongue, a clumsy phrase, which in translation will sound like this: "You see, professor, I was bitten by a dog yesterday!" “That can't be! How did this happen? ” “I ate a sandwich with a sausage, and she ran past. She wanted to take food from me. Now I'm with a bitten tongue, and a dog with a bitten ear. And the question is: "Centrifugal and centripetal forces." The professor nods his head, and the student, using facial expressions and gestures, tries to convey to him the answer to the question.

I will explain the device of the world on my fingers

In general, the described episode can serve as the plot for many of the interludes, starting remarkably funny scenes. The KVN about students will be inimitably decorated with a miniature in which the pantomime sly not only talks about centrifugal and centripetal forces, but also retells the contents of Othello, explains the structure of the atom, and answers the question, “Animal Kingdom of Australia”.

Alternatively, you can include a translator taken from among students who knows the subject well. An even more fun option will be when the pantomime of a young man who does not know anything translates to the professor the same gouging, but who has confidence in his innocence.

So you can’t come up with it - it should have been once!

Funny sketches about students are mainly born from real facts. These are the so-called short jokes turned into miniatures. Many funny sketches about students at the heart of the plot have a penny of this social stratum, but the cheerful character of young people who are aimed not at the present, but at the future, helps them not to worry about it. For example, situations associated with the adage “forever hungry student” may well become seeds, from which sketches for a student’s day arise, funny and a little sad.

In a student cafeteria, a guy buys two take-out sausages. The fat saleswoman sarcastically jokes: “Something new ... You, Petrov, can’t walk at all, do you have a holiday?” - “Yes, Taisiya, I’m celebrating the anniversary ... Yes, please also 18 forks!” Students awaiting the hero of the day drop in the dining room door.

Dedication to students

Funny scenes that are sure to be played during this first student's holiday, hypertrophically ridicule the life of frivolous young people. On the one hand, they do not seem to give a damn about grades, expulsion from school, or life difficulties that their fate faces. But on the other hand, the student now has other priorities, “saints” and “gods”. Therefore, funny sketches about students at this event are to some extent based on the fear of young people before the dean’s office, strict teachers and exams.

The scene “The Cigarette butt of the world”

You can play a humorous initiation into students, where the speech is provided to the "elder". Young guys sit in a circle, just like the Indians do. In their hair, instead of feathers, pens and pencils stick out. They smoke a “cigarette butt of the world,” which goes in a circle. In order for skits about students, funny and full of some sarcasm, to be successful, you need to pay special attention to the equipment of the artists: “wise elders” are dressed in leotards with outstretched knees and tattered t-shirts with cool inscriptions, and “novice youth” in suits with ties and white shirts.

Elder Speech to Young Students

"My friends! To you, who are embarking on the warpath with the almighty and cruel queen of science, the one who has already known the hardships of this battle turns his word. Remember the name of the great and almighty student god named Anunah!

But you know, we have an equally powerful goddess - the patroness of students by the name of Freebie, who concurrently serves as the wife of Anunakh. To her, the kindest and unpredictable, we turn our fervent prayers and tearful requests for help every night and every day.

His relatives and assistants help the Anunah, his substitute gods: the brave and disheartened brother Nuifigto, the beautiful sisters Dapot, Kaknibuzh and Neseyas, the kindest, constantly harming Anunakhu brother-in-law Yasodral, Will take, Spurest. In the grief and misfortune of a student, Anunah’s sons-in-law, who are friends with him: Nunesdam, Peresdam and Akadem, always console.

Constantly in a state of war with Anunah, the equally omnipotent god despot Dean. It is with his difficult hand that the fate of many of our compatriots is being ruined! And it was he who was trying to overthrow Anunah and turn the student fraternity into botany. But Anunakh with his retinue constantly defeats the machinations of the Dean, and indifference, along with centuries of gouging, continue to control the consciousness of a great and indestructible brotherhood!

It is worth remembering that the sinister Dean is assisted by his minions, demons Naukruk, Kursovik, Nezachet and others. Of particular cynicism and cruelty among them is the vicious despot Neud with his sinister wife Tolkodva.

All dark forces spend their Sabbath twice a year when their power gains tremendous power. These covens are called the terrible word Session. During the Sabbath, students are instructed to lead a righteous life in which there is no place for sleep, festivities, where everyone observes beer fasting and refraining from climbing the windows of the female dormitory, and also pray intensely to the good gods: Anunahu, Freebie, Nuifigto, Shporaest and others.

That’s the main thing, my children, that you should know and remember, entering this slippery, full of suffering and torment path ... Amen! ”