Have you heard about such a funny and at the same time sad story? The village of Jauhati, somewhere in India, survived a real invasion of drunken elephants. 20 furious giants fell into the village and drank all the beer in the local brewery. The hoppy drink had an exciting effect on the elephants, and the drunken animals went for a walk around the village, demonstrating who was the master of India. And all would be fine, but as a result, people caught in the path of animals were seriously hurt. We give a guarantee that those who read our jokes about beer will not suffer.
Present to your attention:
- Jokes about beer.
- Interesting Facts.
- Jokes about beer.
- Statuses and other funny things.
Jokes about beer
Today, there are a lot of jokes about this popular low-alcohol drink. These are funny poems about beer, and statuses, and expressions. But we, perhaps, will begin with the funniest jokes.
- There is always a place for beer in life.
- He declared war on drunkenness yesterday. Beer won.
- There are people who believe that you need to drink more, there are those who believe the opposite, but together they think that you need to drink beer.
- What can warm a soul better than a glass of cold beer?
- Beer is cool, and lots of beer is even cooler.
- Drinking beer is not for you to play a game of chess, here you need to think hard.
- Life is good after a beer mug.
- Fat people are kinder, therefore, beer makes the world a better place.
- Even dark beer has a bright side.
- 10 liters of beer at night is an alternative to a wrinkle mask.
Interesting Facts
These are not fictional beer stories. Only truth. Just what really happened. Read and shake on the mustache. How not to be the hero of such a story!
- Jack Manakau, a New Zealand resident, gave his life in an attempt to set a new record for drinking a hop drink. The man managed to drink 77 mugs of foamy drink.
- In Japan, a tempting ad appeared on the doors of a brewery. The sign read: if an earthquake of 3 points occurs, then everyone can come and get a mug of beer for free.
- Every Austrian drinks 116 liters of beer annually, and non-alcoholic drinks - only 70 liters
- Incidentally, George Washington himself liked to skip a beer, he even had his own beer bar at home
- Once, the inhabitants of the Polish city of Bydgoszcz woke up in the morning with absolutely happy people. And all because beer was pouring from a faucet instead of water. This happened due to an accident at a local brewery. Many of us now sighed with frustration and sadness!
- USA, Iowa, Ames city. The city’s local authorities introduced a law that states that a man who has drunk more than 3 sips of an alcoholic drink at night does not have the right to go to bed. It is interesting how men of Russia would react to such a law!
- In 1998, many Chinese suffered from exploding bottles of foaming drink.
Jokes about beer
We present to your attention a short selection of jokes.
From a conversation of two friends:
- Van, maybe we’ll have some tea?
- It seems to me, or have you made 5 mistakes in the word “beer”?
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- Tell me, and a liter of beer is like, a lot or a little?
- Well, dear, it depends on what kind of account he has.
From a conversation between two friends:
- Marina, where does your husband work?
- At the brewery.
- And How?
- I don’t know, I haven’t returned home from work yet.
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Crocodile Gena and Cheburashka. Gene wakes up with a big hangover.
- Cheburashka, dear friend, run down to the store for a beer.
- Yeah, how to run away, so dear friend, but how to drink together, so fuck off, eared!
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An annual beer festival is held in Germany . Most of all, a resident of Russia was able to drink, who watched a live broadcast in front of the TV.
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Each big booze begins with the words: "Well, maybe we’ll drink a beer?"
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The doctor tells the patient's wife:
“Well, you have to tell your husband the sad news.”
“Is my husband mortally ill?”
- No, that you, much worse, he can no longer drink beer.
You read the funniest jokes about beer!
Beer Statuses
Recently, beer statuses have become popular on various social networks. We present to your attention the most interesting ones.
- Friday is when beer appears in the status instead of coffee.
- Take the beer as much as you can carry.
- When I drink beer, people do not like me. When I stop drinking, I don’t like people.
- Everything works with beer, but not legs.
- Without light beer, the earth will plunge into darkness.
And finally - a little advice!
Of course, a cold hop drink is fun and provocatively. And some are even sure that it is useful, but in everything you need to know the measure. Therefore, when you take a glass in your hand, remember the jokes about beer, because in the morning you are unlikely to remember that!