Jokes are an integral part of the fun of many companies. Often, in order to have a good time, it is not at all necessary to go somewhere out of town, it takes a long time to get tested in the hot sun for 24 hours. Some just have a couple of friends with whom you can relax in the walls of your home. And if these friends have a couple of funny jokes with them, then a fun evening is 100% guaranteed.
The most popular among men are jokes about mother-in-law, about blondes, and, of course, jokes about paratroopers. Such funny stories are filled with fun moments from the lives of those who love extreme sports, high places, and everything connected with it. Next, a selection of the best jokes on this subject.
Jokes about skydivers
The wife decided to learn skydiving. Goes to the first lesson, after which he comes home and shares his impressions with her husband:
- Dear, it turns out parachuting is not such a simple matter as I thought before. All this requires effort, patience and great courage.
- Nothing, love! Everything will work out! You try to watch while jumping on the birds. They fly so well. Yes, and they have little brains, so I'm sure you will succeed!
A husband who had dreamed all his life to jump with a parachute will finally fulfill his dream. His wife gave him a birthday certificate. The husband, of course, was delighted, headlong went to undergo briefing before the jump. He returns home after fulfilling his dream, and says to his wife:
I thought that jokes about paratroopers - all is not true. I thought that this was a purely masculine occupation until a guy tuned in behind me and said:
- Relax, dear, everything will be fine. I will do everything myself!
A joke about a skydiver and an instructor
An inexperienced paratrooper stands before the jump and asks the instructor:
“Do you know for sure that my landing will be successful?”
The instructor:
- In all my practice, I have never seen a paratrooper who was stuck in the air !!! Of course you will land!
A joke about witty parachutists
Inexperienced beginners before the parachute jump decided to outwit the commission by tying bags of earth to the parachutes. At this time, they themselves agreed to sit in the bushes and watch what was happening.
The time of the jump is approaching, the commission is already in place, the paratroopers are in the bushes, and now the bags are flying. And then one of them breaks away from the parachute and falls straight into the bushes where the students were sitting. From there, one of them runs out and shouts:
- With such teachings you can kill !!!
A joke about an undisclosed parachute ring
Young paratroopers in one of the first classes get acquainted with the basics of jumping. The instructor says:
- Today, our main task is to master the long jumps. First jump, then count to ten and open the ring. Then you will land.
One of the students jumps, believes, lands. The second jumped, he believes, and just before the landing, another one flies past him and thinks:
- Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bees
A joke about a paratrooper who landed at the wrong time
Among the jokes about paratroopers there are many in which ironic about service in the Airborne Forces.
During the exercises, the paratroopers were given the task of parachuting in such a way that the landing was at a certain point. One jumped - coped with the task. The second, third - also managed. Sidorov’s turn came to jump with a parachute, he shouts:
- I've already tried three times - the parachute fails all the time - it doesn't open.
At this moment, a meeting was taking place on the collective farm, over which a helicopter flew with the students. The chapter told:
- I’ve been observing this for many years: the riots are everywhere, the grass is not mowed, the tractor drivers are sleeping at a degree, the milkmaids are all on vacation, the field is not harvested, the trees are not trimmed, the stakes are not cleaned.
Suddenly a terrible roar comes from the barn - Sidorov fell.
- And the skydiver is in the liver already !!!
This joke about a paratrooper and a collective farm is one of the most beloved paratroopers.