Among the resources devoted to travel and travelers, the site "29 palm trees" stands out. One of his rubrics, "Anecdotes from Paphnutius," speaks of the versatility of the content of this blog. It is led by Pavel Aksenov, and it is dedicated to the memory of his friend Roman Trakhtenberg. In addition to anecdotes from Paphnutius, “29 Palms” also contains humorous sections devoted to Jewish jokes and anecdotes told by another comrade Aksyonov. This article has published the best humorous works, placed under the heading of Pafnutia.
Big business
One gangster says to another: “I read in the newspaper yesterday that the famous Microsoft founder Bill Gates also started in the garage with one soldering iron. Just like you and me!” His partner replies: "Yes, indeed! Only we have always used the iron."
The beggar says: "And where does people get so much money from! Here I have been collecting bottles all day, but only enough for food. But there are those who buy themselves Muscovites!" A man rides a Moskvich and says, seeing a Mercedes parked at the side of the road: “People live! I've only saved up on a Moskvich in my whole life, where does the money come from for such expensive cars?” The owner of the “Mercedes” gets into his car and says to his wife, who is sitting nearby: “One of my friends has three cars: Lexus, Ferrari and Rolls-Royce. It’s not clear where he got the money from.” The deputy goes to the Lincoln, looks at the Mercedes and Moskvich and says: "I won’t know how people can buy cars under the laws that we issue?"
Issues of jokes from Paphnutia come out daily. Each such selection contains about eleven masterpieces of folk art. The columnist himself admits that the jokes that he publishes are mostly old. Each issue is dedicated to a specific topic. In his deep conviction, there are practically no new jokes that could successfully compete with time-tested samples.
Jokes from Pafnutia about medical workers
A call to the veterinary clinic: "Hello! Could you help my little dog? She is very ill!" Voice dispatcher: "Paul dogs?" Caller: "No, the whole dog got sick, not half."
The off-season among the employees of the trauma unit is the period when motorcyclists have already ended and the skiers have not yet begun.
Family matters
The husband tells his wife: “Honey, I have two news for you. The first one is bad, and the second is good. I decided to part with you.” The overjoyed wife says: "Well, now let's get the bad news."
A man tells his friend: “Oh, I have these women! You don’t understand what they need! For example, the last time we quarreled with my wife because, in her words, I can’t listen and there’s something else .. . "
From the conversation of two old friends: “My wife just has a phenomenal memory! She remembers everything even better than an elephant. An elephant remembers only what really happened. And my wife remembers what was and what never was.” .
Funny jokes from Paphnutius are a selection of the best, according to Pavel Aksenov, examples of folk humor of all time.
Unexpected questions
The son asks his father: "Dad, do those who do not eat meat really age very quickly?" Father thought and said: "Yes, they begin to grow old after 70 years." The son again asks: "And those people who eat meat food?" The father replies: "They are after 90 years."
The doctor asks the patient: "Tell me, do you believe in the rebirth of souls?" The patient negatively shakes his head. The doctor says: "Well, then I don’t even know how to reassure you."
Paphnutius jokes about family quarrels
A guy tells his colleague at work: "Last week, my wife and I quarreled. I watched TV, and she asked me to give her lipstick. I mistakenly gave her a tube of shoe glue." A colleague asks: "So what did she tell you about this?" A man says: "She didn’t say anything. She’s offended. She still doesn’t talk to me."
The husband decided to check his wife’s hearing. When he returned home from work, then, standing in the hallway, he quietly asked: "What have you prepared for me for dinner today, dear?" There was no response. A man entered the room next to the kitchen and said a little louder: "Darling, what have you prepared for me to eat?" The wife is silent. The husband went into the kitchen and asked in a loud voice, bending to his wife's ear: "I say: what do we have for dinner?" The wife replies: "How much can I repeat? I already told you a hundred times that the roast is from turkey."
A few jokes in the end
These two questions worry the minds of millions of people around the world for more than one millennium. The first of them: why is there such a good sleep during the day? And the second question: Why is there such a strong appetite at night?
Jokes from Paphnutia is a great way to recharge with a good mood for the whole day.
Mother says to her daughter: “I’m terribly lucky! I have loved a single man all my life!”
The girl asks: "Mom, does the father know about this man?"
- My neighbor, an old drunk, bought a sports bike.
- Probably quit drinking and is now leading a healthy lifestyle?
- Nothing like this. He goes on a hangover in the morning.