For each person, a school is the most unforgettable stage of life, after which after many years I want to plunge again with my head to re-taste the taste of childhood, experience a period of growing up and becoming a person, see my favorite teachers, remember funny stories about school that happened to classmates and you.
Here are a few cases from school life that will help you plunge into such a familiar atmosphere close to everyone.
The Tale of the Three Little Pigs
A funny story from school life begins with a teacher reading a first-grader tale about three piglets at a reading lesson. Finally she came to the passage about the search for materials for building houses, namely when one pig saw a peasant riding a hay cart and asked: “Excuse me, sir! Could you lend me some hay to build my house? ” After a pause, the teacher asked the children the question: "What do you think the peasant answered the piglet?"
One of the boys said without hesitation: "The peasant replied that you can just be stunned: a talking pig!" After these words, the teacher could not continue the lesson ...
Where is my bomb?
And this funny story from school life was told by one teacher, to whose school the FSB officer once paid a visit to find out if the school is ready to repel a possible terrorist attack. The visit, of course, was unplanned. The guest had in his hands a yellow, opaque bag with a fake bomb, with which he walked up the floors, then returned to the guard and asked him to look after the bag. He himself, making sure that he did not smell of vigilance at this school, went to the headmaster to arrange a meal.
Upon returning, I discovered that the package with the "bomb" was stolen, apparently, for more necessary purposes. Therefore, the "lecturer" instead of read notations, the director was forced to reorient himself to a school detective.
Funny story from school life about Leshenko
Once, a boy Leshenka was brought to one of the many child prodigy schools, to whom an aunt psychologist asked at the opening interview the question: "What is the difference between a bus and a trolley bus?" The boy said without thinking twice that the trolleybus runs on an electric motor ( AC power), while the bus runs on an internal combustion engine.
The answer was incorrect. In fact, everything is much simpler: a trolley with horns, and a bus without. Therefore, there’s no need to fool a smart aunt’s head.
According to the magazine
It's also a pretty funny story from school life. A new teacher came to the 9th grade. The guys decided to make a joke about her, check the reaction and nerves at the same time and put a condom on the table. The teacher was not at a loss, picked up this subject and, showing it to the class, asked what it was and where it was used. In response - a friendly laugh. Then the teacher says: “Well, let one of the bravest boys come out to the blackboard, and I will show where and how to put it on, and at the same time I will tell you why it is needed. If there is no volunteer, then you will have to call out the magazine " Suspicious silence reigned in the class.
Funny story from school life about pancake
The habit of using the word "pancake" is in both adults and children. And they insert it at every opportunity. A teacher of one school, in order to eradicate this habit, suggested that the children replace the word “pancake” with “bun with raisins”.
Well, then on the control in mathematics he observes such a picture - the student quietly mutters to himself under his breath: “A bun with raisins, what a difficult task I came across. Well, it doesn’t work, damn it ... "
In each class there are students who cannot calmly sit a boring lesson and take the initiative to complete it as soon as possible. Here in one such class was a student whom everyone loved, and he never had any fear of anyone. At the lessons, everyone was just waiting for what kind of joke he would give out. If the lesson was delayed, the student, under some pretext, left the classroom and gave a bell for a break (of course, ahead of time). I could write a note “a sock hangs on the ceiling” and let it go in class. Everyone read and looked naively at the ceiling, although it is clear that there was no sock there.
Bye-bye!
When trying to recall funny stories about a school, such an incident pops up in my memory. At one of the lessons, a certain child could not endure the toilet and described himself. The teacher found the most predictable way out of the situation: she called my mother, who brought her pants. The child was dressed dry. After that, the teacher began to respond more carefully to the requests of the children. And somehow she and her colleague are standing on one of the floors near the toilet, and she asks her to stand so that the children do not run in. The teacher stands in the corridor, guards the door and sees a girl running out of the classroom and shouting: “Bye-by-a-by-a-but!”
The poor teacher recalls the previous incident; the toilet is out of luck. But then this girl runs up to the other - her same age, pats her on the shoulder and says: “Bye, Kat! I won’t wait for you, my lessons are over. ”
Mrrr meow
And here is another funny story from school life that occurred during a physical education lesson. In the tenth grade, it was required to pass the standards for long jumps with a running start. Since nobody really wanted to jump, the guys decided to buy valerian and, on a sandy platform, designed for such an interesting action, to arrange a real paradise for local cats. No sooner said than done! On the day of the proposed passing of the standards, the acquired valerian is successfully poured onto the site. The expression on the face of the teacher, who saw several dozen inadequately behaving cats around the site, could not be described.
Attempts to free the yard from mewing creatures were unsuccessful. But the goal for which everything was done turned out to be achieved, and the physical education lesson turned out to be very fun.
Hurrah! Quarantine!
Quarantine, like holidays, is a happy period for any normal student. This is a holiday! At least a week. So here. In winter, as expected, the flu epidemic began, and schools in which more than 10 people were sick were closed one after another. However, no one was ill in one class, so the guys decided to arrange artificial quarantine: they brought allspice black pepper, decided to sniff, and as soon as everyone sneezed, the teachers would think that quarantine had come here and let everyone go home. Unfortunately, such a brilliant experiment was defeated. The teachers, smelling the smell of pepper, were asked to surrender “chemical weapons” voluntarily. They passed 4 boys (hooligans-twosomes) and one girl (an excellent pupil and favorite of teachers). I flew to everyone from both parents and teachers, for the most I can not.
In this class, the battle of books was not uncommon. Once a flying book hit the head of a teacher who came to teach a lesson. After such a presentation, she said that you need to go into this class in body armor and a helmet. It didn’t. Before the control, they were locked in the classroom, and the teacher could not get there until the middle of the lesson.
If only a peep would have looked ...
Funny stories from the life of schoolchildren are diverse and sometimes even repeated. Remembering these wonderful bright moments, you feel an acute desire to return to childhood at least for a moment. Indeed, adult life is often monotonous, it does not have that school recklessness and mischief. Beloved teachers have already been taught by other generations who intrigue them in the same way, smear a board with paraffin and put buttons on a chair. Therefore, funny stories from school should be recalled as often as possible, because at such moments mischievous sparks light up in the eyes, and a kind and shy smile appears on the face.