This article is dedicated to Carlson's jokes. They began to appear in our country thanks to the success of the animated film about this hero.
Speech defect
A father enters the nursery and sees that his three-year-old son is saddened by something. He asks his child what he wants and he answers: “Pray and repent!”. The father did not understand why the son demands this from him and asked again: “Son, so what do you need?” The boy again said the same phrase: “Pray and repent!” The amazed man called his wife. And only she could understand that the boy wants to be given his favorite cartoon about the Kid and Carlson.
Joke about the jam
Carlson came to his friend Toddler's birthday. First they ate all the jam, and then they set about honey. When the last jar ended, Carlson said: “Well, that's it, goodbye, Baby! I flew. " But he could not do this: the motor did not have enough power to lift it into the air. “Now I’ve become Winnie the Pooh,” he said sadly.
Unexpected response
The kid asks the housekeeper: "Is it true that Carlson will be back?" The woman replies to him: "Yes, he will definitely do it as soon as an amnesty is announced."
Gourmet meal
Once the Kid said that Carlson is better than a dog.
This was heard by one Korean. Now Carlson is being hunted by many representatives of this nationality.
Amazing memory
Carlson arrives at an appointment with Brezhnev and says: "Hello, Leonid Ilyich, will you not recognize me?" The Secretary-General waves his head negatively. The fairytale character says: “Well, how so? I am Carlson! ” To this Leonid Ilyich answered: “Ah, yes! Of course! I read a lot of your work. And he studied the works of your comrade-in-arms Engelson as well. ”
Here are a few more jokes about Carlson.
A good idea
"Carlson was visiting the Kid and eagerly swallowed jam. Flies began to fly into the sweetness. Then Carlson shouted in a formidable voice:" From the screw! ". He started the engine and began to drive away annoying insects with it."
"Mom, Dad, Kid and Carlson went to the resort. When they returned, they forgot at the airport."
"The kid asks his father:" Dad, but will Carlson get home? "Father replies:" Of course, he will. But not soon. I took the propeller from him and made us a new fan. "
"Carlson, who used to live on the roof, now spends the night at the station. Because he was driven out of the attic by a homeless man."
"Don Quixote, and this time no luck. The next mill with which he started a fight turned out to be flying, and lived on the roof."
"- Carlson, there is such a big dog sitting on the street. It is huge, like a horse!
“Baby, I told you a hundred thousand times, unlearn how to exaggerate!”