More and more modern jokes begin to prevail, if not to melancholy, then to reflections on the futility of being. Although no, no, let alone a chaotic geyser of freshness and mischief slip among them. But no matter how the situation develops with modern humor, the network always has something to read, something to giggle, and sometimes think, again with a smile. Let's laugh together.
Jokes with deep meaning
Let's start with the burning and deep. Modern jokes that appear on the pages of social networks are 50% completely hidden. But, reading them, the mood, nevertheless, rises. So, let's go:
- My life is not like the saying that God saves a man who cares. Rather, it is from the area: "The barn, burn and hut burned."
- My work is a strange place where you start the morning with a cup of aromatic coffee and end the day with a twitching eye and an insatiable desire to strangle someone.
- My head works like a clock. Sometimes even a cuckoo pops up.
- All your life is continuous BDSM, and you forgot the stop word.
- Looking at the screen saver on your smartphone, you think that it is time to change it. And then you come to the conclusion that, it seems, it's time to change the phone, and the city, and the country. And all my life in general.
- That which does not kill us turns into an excellent story.
- Remember the temporality of pleasure and the longevity of the consequences.
- Everything that is done, everything is down the drain.
- For some time now, there is doubt over whether the old Russian proverb that the law was not written for fools and the concept of “parliamentary immunity” is somehow connected.
- Taking alcohol for the body is much safer than taking everything to heart.
- You were just able to achieve unity with the Universe, as tomorrow again, Monday and again trudge to work.
- You don’t understand? Accusing me of what I did not do, you yourself give me an idea along the way!
- Try the only day to tell everyone around you only the truth, and in the evening you will become unemployed, lonely, damned and abandoned by an invalid lying in intensive care.
- We got empty promises on cigarette packs!
Jokes without deep meaning
But there are also funny modern jokes that are not filled with the deepest meaning, but are not drawn into deep thoughts. Here is a small portion of simple modern jokes:
- Be kinder, and how suckers ...
- An owl is able to turn its head 270 ° to any nightingale that wakes it.
- My doors are always open for you. Come out.
- Some bad man took all my summer clothes off!
One cannot but mention modern jokes about teenagers:
“Listen, Valera, did you serve in the army?”
- No, I didn’t have a chance to sing. They didn’t take me.
“Why didn’t they take you?”
- Could not find.
And here are a few more in a piggy bank:
- The sex life of any modern teenager begins with his first Internet connection.
- A couple of teenagers are walking along the sidewalk. One says to the other: “Do you know how a policeman differs from a goat?” And behind him, in his misfortune, there was just a policeman who grabbed the youngster by the ear and growled: “Well, come on, tell me what?” And he was afraid, “Nothing, uncle, honestly, nothing!”
A bit of humor KVN
Players and authors of texts of KVN teams are dictators of fashionable trends of modern humor. Therefore, it is simply impossible not to recall a few jokes of KVN:
- To show that he does not squander budget funds, the mayor put a gas bottle on his Lamborghini.
- Too thrifty woman chose dumplings in the refrigerator of the supermarket for so long that she earned frostbite on her face.
- Lena managed to increase her lips, just cursing rudely in front of her parents.
- An unexperienced, but overly zealous young surgeon made the liver beat.
- The husband came home a little earlier and was able to see a few more.
You can list KVN jokes for days on end, but since we are limited in time, we will move on to the next section.
As without jokes
Finally, a couple of jokes for you:
- A very drunk man fell out of the bar and began to drive frantically over his sedans standing above the parking lot. A passerby observing this remarked: “How do you find your car in this way? There are no rooms on the roof, nothing. ” To which he growled: “Leave me alone! Mine with flashing lights ... ".
- One guy says to another: "Yesterday I saw two girls here, they, count up, dive into the hole!" The second asks: "What, walruses, or what?" To which he receives the answer: "Well, one - yes, walrus. And the other - pretty!".
Conclusion
Apparently, everything is in order with humor now. Still wit, rude, reasoning and laughing. Therefore, there is every reason to believe that everything will ultimately be fine.