The Russian people created a huge number of jokes about treason. Some of them are presented in this article. There are much more jokes about cheating on her husband. Why is this so? The answer to this question remains open. However, there are several hundred or even thousands of jokes about cheating on his wife. Let's start with one of these samples.
Horned husband
A man complains to a friend: "Imagine, yesterday I found my missus with some Frenchman!" A friend asks: "Well, and of course you said a few kind words to him?" And he answers a friend: "No, I didn’t say anything to him. I studied English at school."
Almost all the jokes about cheating are funny and interesting. The next one will be from the same series - about the infidelity of wives.
The husband returns home from work. Approaches the door. Suddenly, a naked man with a fur coat of his wife jumps out to meet him. The husband asks: "Who are you?" He answers him: "I am a mole." The husband asks the question: "Why are you holding a fur coat?" A man says: "On the road we finish."
Domestic issues
Here is another interesting joke about treason.
The husband constantly refuses housework. The wife, for example, tells him: "Repair the wiring." He replies: "I - what do you want, an electrician, or what?" Or the wife asks him to fix the washstand, and he answers her: "Am I - what, a plumber or something?" And so on and so forth. And so, one fine day, the husband returns from work, and at home everything is repaired, everywhere is in perfect order, and the wife is sitting happy on the couch. A man asks his spouse: "Who did all this?" She replies: "Yes, the neighbor came in. He repaired everything. And the main thing, he didn’t take a dime. He offered to pay either in kind or to sing some song. He really likes good music." The husband tensed up and said to his wife: "Well, why did you sing to him ???". She replies: "What am I, a singer or something?"
Arrows of Cupid
Another very funny joke about treason.
A husband tells his friend over a beer: "I suspect my wife of infidelity." A friend asks: "And what evidence do you have of this?" The unfortunate spouse says: "Well, you know, we’ve already changed the apartment twice, but the plumber remains the same."
The next joke about treason also begins traditionally for such cases. So.
The husband returns from work, and the wife has a lover who did not have time to hide or leave before the arrival of her husband. And so, a quick-witted wife opens the door and hands a garbage bin to her husband who came home from work: “Oh, dear, I’m so tired for the day, I’ve completely wound up. Please throw out the trash!” Well, at that time, the lover naturally slipped out of the apartment. He walks down the street and thinks: “What a nevertheless my husband Marusya is inconspicuous. Just some kind of fool!” A door opens, a wife with a bin opens towards him: "Vasya, please throw out the rubbish. I'm so tired in a day." The husband goes down the stairs and thinks: "What a fool my wife is all the same! He sits at home all day, but cannot take out the trash!"
Reciprocity
Two friends are walking down the street. They see two women facing them. One of them says: “Oh look, my wife and my lover are coming. Help me, I don’t know what to do!” His friend reassures him: "Yes, Kolya, don’t worry! This is my wife and my mistress."
A man begs a midwife in the hospital to let him see a child who was just born to him. An employee of the institution reassures him: "Yes, you man, don’t worry! Here, let the woman in labor go home, then talk to the child enough." A man says: "No, her husband will not let me go home to them."
Narkarkala!
Now a few jokes about treason, but this time already for men.
The wife says to her husband: "Here you are, Vasya, you say that you are going to work, and you yourself will be drunk at four in the morning drunk, covered in lipstick, and you will smell of perfume." The husband objects to his wife. But, the spouse is not relented.
This continues until his departure to work. The wife does not find a place all day, walks from corner to corner of the apartment, cries. And indeed, her assumptions came true. Twelve nights - the husband is not at home. One in the morning - the spouse is still absent. The same thing happens over the next two hours. Only in the morning the doorbell rings. The wife opens and sees her betrothed, squatting in the entrance. The husband is in a pretty tipsy state and smells of perfume from him. His whole face is smeared in lipstick. Husband says: "Well, crap!"
Marriage announcements
Here is another joke, which, however, stands somewhat apart in a series similar to him. It’s not about treason, but still about family relationships.
A man complains to his friend: “Imagine, for several months now I want to find a wife. I even began to study ads on the Internet, but still nothing works. I gave an ad to the newspaper that I was looking for a wife. But, they mostly call me alone men who offer me to pick up their wives. " A friend answers him: "That's right, Vasya! Why do you need to take someone else's wife? Take my Masha better. You know her for a long time. She is good."
High relationship
Two boxer buddies, one in heavy weight and the other in lightweight, are talking. The heavyweight says: “I’m somehow returning home, and my wife takes her lover. But I sent him left, right, on the liver, on the head, and knocked out.” And the lightweight answers him: "I also had a similar incident. I found my wife a lover. Well, I left him, right, on the head, on the liver." The heavyweight says: "So what? Stacked?". A friend answers him: “No, I didn’t send him to the knockout. But, he won on points.”
Two comrades are talking. “I have known you for half my life, and you never smoked. Since when did you start?” One asks. “From the very ones when the wife returned from the sanatorium and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray,” he answered.
The husband went on a business trip. The wife arrives home well after midnight. She is wearing a new dress and jewelry. The daughter exclaims: "How beautiful! Did dad give you this?" Mother replies: "If I had always hoped only for your dad, then you would not have been."