How many of us have never encountered comic situations in our lives? Probably there are none. Starting in childhood, a person somehow becomes a hero of funny, and sometimes just hilariously funny stories. Some funny cases from life go to the people and turn into jokes. Others become excellent material for satirists. But there are those who forever remain in the home archive and are very popular during gatherings with family or friends. They will be discussed today.
Funny cases from the life of children
Toddlers are born comedians, they can make adults laugh without putting any effort into it, and in every family there are a lot of funny cases related to children.
The parental position "you will always remain a child for us" is known to many. Therefore, when a baby appears in a young family, grandparents take an active part in his upbringing, thanks to them we know funny and instructive cases from life. It seems to them that young parents are not able to take care of the child on their own, especially when it comes to their safety. Electricity, as you know, carries a serious threat, well, you never know, suddenly a two-year-old child will be interested in an outlet. Therefore, the responsible grandfather for all the outlets in the house acquired plugs and honestly closed the source of danger. When the young father returned from work in the evening, grandfather in detail began to explain his position to him and showed the result of the work. The child at that time was playing peacefully with toys, and, it seemed, did not pay attention to the conversation of adults. The handful of stubs collected by the kid from all sockets became the enchanting result of moralizing speech. After all, you need security, I understand correctly?
For the sake of a red word, they will not regret father
Parents are impatiently waiting for the baby to say the first word, but at some point there are more words, and they add up to a speech that often puts adults in a position that, frankly, is uncomfortable, replenishing the family catalog Cases from Life are Funny and Awkward .
A young couple with a four-year-old daughter went to a circus show on Sunday. The trip was decided by public transport, which was crowded. The kind grandmother, who was sitting in the first seat of the trolley, offered to take the child in her arms and, as usual, started a conversation with the girl. I must say that the girl was sociable, moreover, recently, while walking with her grandmother, she heard a new and beautiful word "alcoholic". Until today, there was no chance to insert a beautiful word in your story, and here fate presented the girl with a gift in the form of such a grateful listener. My grandmother received a standard set of questions:
"What is your name? And mom? And dad? And who does mom work? And dad?"
And away we go. Since the child of honor was working in her preschool, the girl, proud of her father, without a twinge of conscience showed imagination and said that he works in the kindergarten "True Friends".
"And by whom?" - the grandmother asked, and here he came, a long-awaited moment.
"Alcoholic!" - the girl answered proudly. It did not make sense to justify, there was a homeric laughter in the trolley bus, and the clowns in the circus could not cheer the young parents more than their daughter.
Funny or funny case from the school life of the Soviet era
Who, if not a school teacher, can tell a huge number of funny stories from the repertoire of their wards? One venerable teacher once told a long-standing ridiculous incident that her students and graduates still love.
After finishing the literature lesson in the graduating class, the teacher decided to sit down at the table and write the lesson's topic in the journal. Coming out of the audience, one of the students accidentally touched a chair with his foot, and he moved, at the same time the teacher sat down by the chair and found herself on the floor. The children who were still in the classroom froze in horror, awaiting the reaction of a strict teacher, but the teacher laughed and said: “This is how it landed, softer than Gagarin.”
First graders
Another teacher recalled how once, together with other teachers, she got into an open lesson in first grade. An excited young teacher turned to the class with the words: "The guys in our class today are wild animals." The kids amicably turned towards the commission.
Another funny case from school life was told by a primary school teacher. Once she taught a visual arts lesson, the children were tasked with painting vegetables. Little Misha thought about the drawing, wondering what color to paint the cucumber. The teacher noticed the baby's confusion and asked: "Well, what are you confused, what color is the cucumber?" To which Misha immediately replied: "Don't you know?"
Humor is good everywhere.
Funny cases from the real life of the work team are always fun to remember. It is no secret that people often spend most of their time at work, and if they are lucky with colleagues, this time can be not only useful, but also pleasant. The team, as a rule, has a hochmach who can turn any situation into a joke. Such a comedian will be discussed. Of course, it is difficult to list all the oddities associated with him, but there were cases from life that were ridiculous to tears.
Periodically, the management of the company in which our humorist worked began to struggle for savings. This time the all-seeing eye turned its attention to the excessive costs of printed paper. Therefore, each department received it separately and under signature. The copier used by the whole company was in the supply department, and as always, when it is urgent to take some copies, employees ran into the supply and found out that they had not grabbed the paper, so they asked the suppliers. But when the latter had an overrun, the shop closed. And then one day a very active marketer, out of breath, ran to take the cherished copy of an urgent document, but there was no paper, then she turned to her colleagues with a fiery speech: "Guys, we are doing one thing together!" And our comedian immediately found: "Yes, we are doing one common thing, but each with his own paper!"
Metaphorically
Perhaps the funniest cases in the life of the team occurred when the company’s management conceived another innovation and invited top-level specialists to teach overseas wisdom to their negligent staff. During one of the very necessary trainings, the team was faced with the task of overcoming timidity before the leadership and behaving with bosses on an equal footing as with old comrades. It was required to describe in an accessible form the role of the leader and employees in the work process. One of the zealous managers volunteered to express his vision, so to speak, metaphorically. The essence of the speech was that the whole company was a beehive, the employees were working bees, and the director was a queen bee. When the training ended and the leadership retired, our comedian enthusiastically exclaimed to his colleague (bee lover):
“Well done, you said that.”
“Did you really like it?” - he modestly looked down.
- Still, it’s so bold to take and call the director with the female genital organ at all!
All roads lead to Rome
Funny cases from the real life of travelers are always interesting, because our people are not afraid of difficulties, and everywhere they feel at home.
A trip to Italy of a fun company was remembered not only by centuries-old sights of this country. The journey began on February 23, therefore, upon arrival, the first thing tired, but happy friends raised glasses for the Defenders of the Fatherland. The evening dragged on until late at night, and part of the company went to bed, two members of the team, encouraged by the drunk, decided that they did not come here to sleep. Having grabbed a map and "with themselves", they went to study local sights. Rome at night and talk of the eternal led our researchers to the church of Santa Maria Maggiore. Admired by the shrine illuminated by the moonlight, they rolled over for the beautiful and decided that for the sake of completeness of sensations they lack the night Coliseum. But it turned out that for some reason the map indicates incorrect information. It was decided to act in the old fashion, namely, to take the "language" and interrogate where did this very Colosseum go. The city did not indulge passers-by at night, in addition, the only person who more or less knew English, was sleeping peacefully in a rented apartment.
Coliseum
Finally, the sufferers to touch eternity came across an Italian who was passing by strangers. For some unknown reason, he decided to stop, and ours had a chance to see the pride of Rome. From a set of phrases of foreign languages that were once studied at school, the aborigine guessed what people needed in the Coliseum, and for a pack of cigarettes he agreed to deliver them there. On the way, the passengers and the driver learned to understand each other and even met, it turns out that the savior was called Sanya. The night was beautiful, amazing, the ancient giant impressed with its beauty, and it was just necessary to honor the memory and remember the builders, gladiators, and indeed everyone. Dawn began to squeamish, it was time to return home, but the map still did not save. Having interrogated a couple of frightened dog lovers on the way, fans of night excursions still managed to get home. Having slept for several hours, they went with the rest of the team to receive information and admire the antiquities along the planned route.
All roads lead to Rome II
Having amply accumulated impressions, the whole company decided to consolidate the acquired material. Fastened with strong drinks. The story of the travelers inspired another member of the company, and now the three of them went on a night outing. Despite the fact that during the day they all visited the Coliseum together, at night the road and the map again let the afflicted see the antiquity in the light of the moon. Experienced had a plan.
Colosseum II
A few stops at the fountains to freshen up and "for the beautiful," a couple of patient locals, and here he is - the Colosseum in all its glory. Having admired the long-suffering antiquity from the heart, embraced with it and drank the brudershaft , cried and confessed eternal love, the connoisseurs of the beautiful decided that they were tired, so it was time to go home.
The map and roads of Rome again failed, and passers-by stopped coming across. Only carabinieri stopped, their similar tourists and occasions from life are funny and not so long ago they ceased to amaze. Having asked if everything was good and having heard the answer to the “great and mighty”, the law enforcement officers smiled, waved their hands affably and were like that. Travelers had no choice but to trust the instinct of a conductor of one of the members of the expedition. The path was long and confused, and suddenly the miserables heard a familiar voice. This Sanya called his night buddies. He met him again in his car.
Remember at least the address
Overjoyed by the meeting, the friends explained to Sanya in the language he already knew that they again went to admire the night Coliseum, but with a new participant. The polite Italian offered help to a company of friends and said that he would give them a lift to the house for free. But then it turned out that none of those present knew the address, and saying goodbye to the new comrade, the group moved on after their guide. Arriving at home in the morning, tired and ambitious comrades fell asleep, and in the morning they called home and talked about their incredible adventures in Italy.