When pronouncing the name Ksyusha, a person immediately automatically suggests a continuation: “a skirt made of plush”. But the only Ksyusha in Russia with whom such a skirt is not associated at all is Ksenia Sobchak - a former socialite and host of the reality show “Dom-2”, and in the present she is a politician and former presidential candidate. It is not clear why people are stamping piles of not-so-flattering jokes about Ksyusha Sobchak, but this, as they say, is a fait accompli. We’ll just try to weed out the coolest of all this heap.
What does the horse have to do with it?
Not to say that Ksenia is already very ugly face. Around there are worse than a hundred times. But for some reason it is her beauty that is usually associated with a horse. Some would look at themselves in the mirror, but there too. But one way or another, jokes about Ksyusha Sobchak from the field of "horse" subjects are now in use, and therefore we will try to weed out some not very vulgar, but funny ones.
An appeal to the entire current community: “We urge you to stop calling Sobchak a horse!” And the signature: "Horses."
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And what, I really enjoy Ksenia Sobchak ... (Signature - "Horse").
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Teacher in a drawing lesson:
- Today, guys, for the first time we will try to draw a horse, and Ksenia will try to move as little as possible ...
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The first decree of Sobchak to the presidency will be the one according to which engine power in cars will be indicated only kilowatts.
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As a result, the horse came fourth ...
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Artists Ksenia Sobchak unanimously recognized the ideal of medieval romanticism. She at the same time perfectly symbolizes the princess and the horse.
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Ksyusha Sobchak is a high-flying bird and takes part only in such elite shows as “What?” Where? When?" She did not cease to voice the spinning top, wherever.
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- Well, what do you have in “House-2”, do you have a bride? - asks Ostap Menshikov, to which Ksenia replied with coquetry:
- Well, to whom and the mare - the bride ...
Ksenia and politics
Everyone loves the moment when at the debate, Ksenia Sobchak pours water from a glass on Zhirinovsky, replacing Nemtsov at this responsible post. Previously, it was he who rinsed the evil liberal, cooling and bringing him to his senses, although he did not calm down very much. Here's a movie with Nemtsov, although the first there, as you can see, Zhirinovsky himself began.
But with Ksyusha. Both there and there Zhirinovsky was slightly washed.
Conclusion
We don’t think that Ksenia is very offended by such “unflattering about herself” propaganda. Rather, the opposite. Be that as it may, she is always on her lips. And she gave all the evil tongues a good change in the next song.
And, despite the fact that all the jokes about the name of Ksyusha come back again and again and focus on her, the former presidential candidate should be grateful to them. Indeed, at a time when they forget about some presidential candidates after the elections completely, people always remember Sobchak!