If you are invited to a wedding celebration or anniversary of living together, then you are probably wondering what words to congratulate the newlyweds. At the banquet, the most often heard speeches are parting, solemn or touching. And you should look into this article if you have a desire to make witty, funny toasts. It is customary to give gifts to the wedding, so you can easily beat the present, adding a bit of humor to the speech. So, more details.
We comply with the conditions
Funny greetings should cause a smile, laugh and create a fun, laid-back holiday atmosphere. None of the guests should feel offended, so you need to know the composition of the invitees and not raise topics that cause someone to unpleasant associations or memories. Three main rules should be observed:
- All the funny wedding toasts are short. This is due to the fact that during a feast it is difficult for guests and newlyweds to maintain arbitrary attention for a long time.
- Acting and speech are rehearsed. Due to poor diction, lack of audibility, or inappropriate intonation, the meaning of the joke may not be perceived.
- Cool congratulations - appropriate. A parable, poems or anecdote should be friendly and evoke extremely positive emotions among the heroes of the occasion and guests.
Funny wedding toasts require preparation, but they will surely be remembered for a long time both by the banquet participants and by the heroes of the occasion.
Parable Toasts
A small story with a deep moral meaning is the best option if you want to say a wish at the beginning of the celebration. It can be used by newlywed parents, witnesses and other close relatives. Inviting you to tell your wedding toasts in your own words (funny jokes, parables and short wishes), we will start with stories that teach:
- Ever wondered how spouses spend their first year? He says she is listening. And second? She says he is listening. And from the third year the monotony begins: both speak already, and only neighbors listen. So let's drink for the newlyweds to break this tradition and to listen to each other all their lives, as at the beginning of their journey together!
- On the first of September, the parents took their son to first grade, and in the evening he pounced on them almost with his fists: "Why didn’t you explain right away that this bagpipe would drag on for 11 years?" Therefore, we should warn the heroes of the day today: "Your bagpipe is for life!" And it is necessary to raise glasses so that it is only for joy to both!
Wedding toasts: funny and funny jokes
They are transmitted from person to person, their meaning is in an interesting denouement, which, as a rule, causes laughter. The use of jokes during a banquet is appropriate for those people who know how to tell them. This requires special acting skills:
- The great Spanish writer argued: "Lovers wear special glasses that instead of copper can see gold, instead of poverty - wealth. Drops of fire seem to them pearls." It makes sense to raise glasses so that in the house of our newlyweds all this can be seen with the naked eye.
- Met two old friends who did not see each other for a long time. He asks one another: "Have you been married for a long time?" And he replies: "Yes, I don’t know what to say. Everything depends on my wife. Sometimes I feel like a newlywed, and sometimes it seems that I’ve been married for 40 years." So let's drink so that our newlyweds always live as if they were married yesterday!
Short wishes
Wedding toasts, funny, short and funny, can be in the form of laconic wishes. They are appropriate if quite a bit of time is allocated for congratulations with a large number of guests. Here are a few options:
- Friends! I propose to shout: "Bitter!". And raise the glasses for the kiss that the men came up with, finding no other way to close their beloved woman's mouth.
- We offer a drink for math in a relationship. For the addition with which your married couple was formed. For the deduction that excluded you from the number of bachelors. For dividing all the problems in half. For the multiplication of the genus through the birth of children.
- We often have mixed feelings. For example, when a mother-in-law flies into the abyss on your car. I suggest raising glasses so that they never visit us!
Funny wedding toasts in verse
Wishes in a poetic form are very well perceived. You can both take advantage of those already published and show your creativity. The main thing is that it should be with humor and carry a positive attitude.
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We wish you health and a rich life,
How much salary will help you with this.
But, by the way, we always miss her,
So shake the ancestors, let them add!
There are now twice as many parents
Come to them, stay longer.
And if everything comes to your diapers,
Give birth to more boys, girls!
And if this kindergarten bothers you,
Throw grannies - they will educate!
But more than anything else, however,
So that marriage does not happen in your family!
Greeting Quatrains
What are the most common funny wedding toasts? Short, in verse, where the main idea fits into four lines. This is due to limited time. Therefore, you need to select statements that are capacious and always with a share of humor.
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For happiness, the path usually leads uphill,
So conquer this height!
And do not give disagreements and quarrels
Heartbeats upset the beauty!
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We will add advice to your gift.
It contains a long love secret:
For the money you buy a bed,
And separately, do not sleep until old age!
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I’ll raise a glass for health,
And I’ll tell you all about immunity.
Hugs, caresses, lips and hands warmly
Pills replace a pound.
If the anniversary is celebrated
A funny toast on the wedding anniversary will make the event more soulful and give the guests the necessary lightness and positive attitude. The following option is possible for the 10th anniversary, for example:
- The husband returns from a long trip. His wife joyfully meets him at the door, but he calmly puts his bag-suitcase and passes into the room, not noticing the sparkle in his wife's eyes. She resentfully asks: "You don’t even want to kiss me?" In response, he receives a whole rebuke: "Why should we have orgies? We’ve been married for 10 years." I propose raising glasses for an orgy that we can all see now! Bitterly!
A universal toast can also be one that suits any anniversary date:
- Your marriage lasted so many years due to the observance of the main rule: marriage is a community of two. However, one of them is always right in any circumstances. And the second is a man. I propose a drink for this strict rule!
You can offer an option in poetic form:
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Your couple is an example to us,
For your advice, I will drink:
So love doesn’t die
We must immediately ... wash the dishes!
Toast to the bride
There are situations when it is necessary to raise a glass not for a couple, but separately for the groom or bride. It could be a toast commandment. For example, this:
- Wife! Give your spouse the right of honor and importance - to bring great money into the house, and even hard and overwork hard - how to spend it - take it on yourself. With your spouse, be truthful in moderation. Let him believe that on his head is a crown and his name is father-king. It is enough for you and one to know that they call that crown with a heel!
Funny wedding toasts in the form of a joke are appropriate in this case. We offer one of them:
- I would like to raise a glass for the inventiveness of our bride. She always knew how to baffle anyone. I will tell you a little secret how our (name of the groom) made her an offer. He was so worried that he decided to take this step only by phone: "Olya, I suggest you marry. For me. Do you agree?" And our Olenka, without hesitation, answered "Yes!" And only then she timidly asked: "Who is this on the phone?"
Toast to the groom
In a comic form, it is easier to convey to the groom the wish of his chosen one. So, on the part of relatives and friends of the bride, such funny wedding toasts for the newly-married spouse are possible:
- On the way to the banquet, we met the sad saleswoman of the flower shop. She alone grieves about your wedding, for (name of the groom) was her best client for a year, buying the best bouquets for her lover. So let’s drink so that for no one this day would be sad. Raising the mood of the saleswoman is completely dependent on the groom.
- I would like to drink for our fiance to love literature and read not only the ingenious "Mu-mu". To not work out like in a joke: "Are you ready to act like Romeo, who loves his Juliet?" And in response only: "Mmmm." "Are you capable of being jealous of your Desdemona, like Othello?" And again, "Mmmm." And when asked to recall a quote from a favorite work, he can only say: “If you start barking, I’ll drown!”
In honor of the parents of the bride and groom
At the wedding, you should definitely say good words to the parents of both the groom and the bride. In their honor, it is also advisable to raise a toast. In a joking form, it is appropriate to pronounce it to those who are familiar with these people:
- Imagine a conversation: "Honey, I must tell you that there will be three of us soon." - "How happy I am, dear." - "I believed that you would be glad for my mom's arrival!" I propose raising a glass for my mother-in-law, whose arrival is truly happy son-in-law!
- I want to raise a glass for the parents of our charming bride. They raised a daughter to look at. No wonder such an enviable groom hunted for her!
You can convey everything with verses:
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You’re saving your son-in-law from today,
And do not scold, do not scold, but praise!
You, mother-in-law, often have a tasty treat,
And father in law, pour a full glass!
I want to believe that readers were able to either pick up something suitable for themselves, or to adopt an idea to please everyone at the celebration with their creativity.