Probably there is no woman named Svetlana who has never in her life heard any sharp joke in her direction. Many react to such acuity painfully. And those who are friends with humor, adequately perceiving their name in jokes and jokes, inspire respect, become the soul of a company where they like to miss funny jokes about the World.
Jokes about the World
Often in jokes and jokes it was possible to meet the names of Vanya, Tanya, Ksenia before, this name did not pass by the name of Svetlana. The following jokes became the most popular jokes in which this name appears.
Climbers climb the wall: a girl with a guy. The girl is already at the top, trying to gain a foothold. The guy at this time from the bottom of the wall shouts:
- Light, tie a pancake !!!
- Now I will try.
- Light, you don’t need to try, tie sixteen bows!
Jokes about Sveta are also present in jokes about blondes. For example: blonde girlfriends are talking. One of them is Light. One asks:
“Light, do you know why aquarium fish are silent all the time?”
“No, how do I know that ?!”
- And you dip your head in the water and try to say something!
A young married couple is just starting to live together. And then the wife discovers that the husband disappeared somewhere. At that time, he sits in the toilet and suffers: he cannot do the right thing. Wife walking past the toilet sees that the light is on, and out of habit turns it off. Suddenly, from there her husband howls! The wife runs into the toilet and observes the picture: the husband sits on the toilet and clings to his heart. Then pronounces:
- Fuh, Sveta, I thought that my eyes burst from the strain!
Jokes about the World
Also among jokes on the subject of this female name, one can find many life stories that people tell jokingly so that this situation remains behind a humorous curtain. No wonder they say: “In every joke there is a fraction of a joke, the rest is true!” This statement can be attributed to nominal jokes, including jokes about the Light. Here is some of them.
A husband is sitting with his wife, who is waiting for her friend to visit. The husband thinks to himself: “As these daily gatherings are already tired, I really want to spend my evening with my wife. And then this friend again. " Then he gives out loud:
- Lucy, where is your friend Sveta, who has such a delicious ass? Will it come soon?
Since that time, Svetka was not in their house.
Mother teaches her little son:
- If you think you can say jokes about the name of the Light, then you are mistaken. It was an insulting joke, you were wrong. Therefore, go to the Light, and say that you regret that you called her a fool!
The boy goes to the offended girl and says:
- Sveta, I really regret that you are a fool!
Non-standard jokes about the World
There are times when jokes can put people in an awkward position. Jokes about Sveta did not become an exception. For example:
- What's your name? - For parents and relatives I am Peter. For friends of the Light.
- Laziness took hold of an accountant named Svetlana, and she did absolutely nothing all day. In principle, the last thirty years Sveta did not own anything else.
- Going down the dark stairs to the basement, Svetlana really began to think about whether she would actually have a photo shoot.
If desired, these jokes can be easily “turned over”: simply replace the name Svetlana with any other.