👩 🤶🏽 👧🏾 Status to oneself, beloved, with meaning: a selection for all occasions 🚻 🏴 🎒

Who does not like to write statuses on social networks from time to time: funny, sad, angry - it all depends on the mood and situation. And the status to oneself is beloved (with meaning or funny) every first post. After all, even the aphorisms of the great Faina Ranevskaya are now perceived precisely in this vein.

For envious

If you want to “click on the nose” of your ill-wishers and look for the status to yourself, beloved, with meaning, then check out the small selection below. Maybe there is something suitable.

If you are discussing me, then you care. I don’t care, and I’m not discussing you. Once, you know.
Nothing motivates better than your envy: I read - and the mood rises, and I want to do great things again.
Yes, beautiful, yes, smart, yes, sexy. With a fur coat, a car and a cool guy. And who's stopping you?
Before you throw a stone in my garden, take a look at your own. Have you looked closely? That's the same.
I like to upload photos, at once so many new and interesting things to myself, my beloved, I will learn.
To those who visit my page more often than mine, I can only say one thing: I’m smart and beautiful, and you only confirm this.

With humor

Are you in a good mood or would you like some fun? Then the status is suitable for oneself, beloved, with meaning, but comic.

I am not a princess or a queen. I am a goddess. Bow down.
I wake up and look in the mirror: my hair is standing on end, my eyes are swollen, there’s a pillow mark on my cheek ... Isn’t it a miracle?
They say that where we are not always good. But where I am, always awesome!
Rare view. Piece copy. Exclusive tuning. Unique firmware. True, there are no guarantees. Only for those who are not afraid to take risks.
I am a real girl: I say one thing, I think another, I do the third, but I dream ... Oh, what I just don’t dream about!

Let the women stop the horses for a ride, and I am a girl. So give me coffee and cake.
Today I am white and fluffy, just an angel. Because I forgot the broom at home.
I’m not vindictive, I just have a good memory.
I have no cockroaches in my head. They have long been devoured by some terrible monster.
I’m all so sudden, all contradictory. Already the most scary.
Do not wake the beast in me. Wake up - just do not put to sleep.
Blonde, smart and beautiful. Not looking for anyone. Just bragging.
I'm like a convertible. The same steep and without a roof.
It is easy to start, quickly start, slowly cool.
Professionally stepping on the same rake. Maybe it's time to give master classes?
I am kind, very kind. When I get enough sleep.

Add poison

Want something special? Then the status is suitable for oneself, beloved, with meaning (bitch).

If the bitch is a woman who knows what she wants and how to achieve this, then yes, this is about me.
Today I wanted to be a sweet and kind girl. Until my inner bitch woke up and sent this venture to hell.

Bitchiness is not a fault, it is a state of mind.
I’m not a boor, but a virtuoso of the word: I don’t swear, but I send it beautifully.
Why did we break up? I was bored. Yes, that also happens.
It's hard to be a princess when the crown slides.
I will not run after you, wait for calls or SMS. I do not like it - the door is there.
It’s not me allowing myself too much, you are allowing yourself too little.
To communicate with a man you need only two fingers: you attract the index finger, and the middle one you send.
To be respected, first learn to respect yourself, and not whine that someone has a better life.