Decoration of almost every children's holiday is a funny scene about the school. KVN, held in the native walls, New Year's party, Teacher’s day, School ’s birthday - but there are plenty of great reasons to have fun!
We are pleased to offer you a selection of several scenes that will help create a festive mood.
Short dialogs
The proposed little funny skits about the school do not require scenery or memorization of long texts.
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One student sleepily says to another:
- I'm probably allergic!
- Why do you say that?
- Yes, I’m covered with a blanket all the time and sleep all the time!
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Two students after a geography lesson:
“Anyway, I don't believe the Earth is spinning!”
- Why so?
- Yes, if it was spinning, the sea would splash for a long time!
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The two-man angrily informs a friend:
- You imagine? The teacher demanded that I call the simplest, multiplying division! And I'm not mumbling in math!
In computer class
The following funny sketches about the school also will not require special decorations. Only in the latter will an imitation of a computer class be needed.
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Stupid high school student, flaunting, looks at the tablet, like in a mirror:
- My light, mirror, tell me! Report the whole truth! Am I the sweetest in the world? Anyone slimmer and more fashionable?
Mirror (lingering, but angry):
- I'll give you my answer! You frazzled me out! I am a tablet!
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The student asks the teacher:
- Ivan Ivanovich, did you have a tablet in your childhood?
- No, what are you, then there were no computers!
- And what did you play?
- Outside!
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A cleaning lady enters a computer room and strictly asks:
- Who can use computers here?
All students, without exception, answer: "I".
Cleaning lady (menacingly):
- Then urgently go online and look for a site where they learn to use the toilet!
School Anniversary Scene: funny and not very long
This scene requires only characteristic features of the actors. "Nerd" should be wearing glasses and speak strictly, and the girl and her girlfriend should look silly, cutesy and enthusiastic.
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A guy who looks like a typical “nerd” tells his friend:
- Imagine, Tomka called me home to see what was wrong with her computer! I’m coming, but she, apparently, can’t sit in one place at all! It turns on the chair, and the cord is wound around the leg of the chair. I cursed, untangled the cord, inserted a pop-up plug, turned on her computer and left.
Tomochka, rolling her eyes, enthusiastically tells her classmate:
- Oh, this Lyutikov also knows how to conjure!
- What are you ?!
- Well, yes, he came to me, gazed at the computer, raised his hands up, whispered something mystical, turned my chair 10 times counterclockwise, kicked the computer with his foot, once again whispered something mystical and left. Imagine it worked!
Classmate admiringly:
- Wow! Witch!
Very funny skits about school
After an explanation in a natural science lesson, the teacher asks the class:
- Well, now you understand why it snows in winter, but in summer it is not?
Petrov, from the spot:
- Of course, I see! If he had fallen in the summer, he would have melted!
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In a Russian language lesson, the teacher says:
- Petrov, “I study, you study, he studies” - what time is it?
Petrov, with a sigh:
- Lost, Mary Ivanna!
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Friends go up to the excellent boy and say:
- Andryukha, let's go to the cafe with the girls tonight!
Andrew, thinking:
- No, I won’t go with you! There the music rumbles, everyone makes a noise ...
- So what?
- Yes, I doubt that in such a situation I can fully understand the essence of the Lebesgue-Stieltjes integral.
Scenes for elementary school students
The following funny sketches are for elementary school. They can be successfully shown at a holiday for kids. True, high school students will have to help their younger comrades in this.
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High school student tells his friends:
- Look how stupid this first-grader is! I'll show you now!
He calls the baby, and when he comes up, he tells him:
- In this hand I have 50 rubles, and in this 10 - what do you take for yourself?
The kid takes 10 rubles. High school students laugh, twist their fingers at the temple, shrug.
A friend of a first grader aside asks him:
- Why did you choose 10 rubles?
First grader with a satisfied voice:
- Well, if I choose 50, then the game will be over!
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A first-grader examines a manicure at a high school student (admiringly):
- Class, what are your long nails!
High school student, chewing:
- What do you like?
- Well yes! With them, it’s probably so convenient to climb trees!
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Mom looks in the diary of a first grader. And there the two crossed out, and next to the four. Mom, with horror:
- Vanya! What it is?!
Vanya, calmly looking at mom:
- The teacher told us that if we want, we can fix a bad grade!
Teacher Scene
You can play the following funny short scenes about school yourself, or you can invite teachers to participate in them.
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Conversation with the teacher:
- Sidorkin, didn’t you promise me that you will correct your deuce?
- Yes, Mary Ivanna.
“Didn't I promise to call your parents if you didn’t?”
- Yes, Mary Ivanna, but if I did not keep my promise, then you can not keep your own!
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The teacher strictly looks at the latecomer:
- Semen! You're late again! What is it this time?
Semen, guilty:
- Mary Ivanna, I woke up, looked what time it was, and blinked unsuccessfully.
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A music teacher addresses mommy:
“Your daughter needs to play the piano more!”
Mom sighing heavily:
“Lord, much more!” Our seventh neighbor has already moved out!
Dreams Dreams...
These little funny skits about the school will already require minimal scenery, showing that the guys left school, although these conversations can take place at a break. It all depends on the director’s imagination.
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Sidorov, sighing heavily, goes home from school. Ivanov asks him:
- Sidorov, what are you doing? Got a deuce?
Sidorov sadly:
- Yeah.
And adds dreamily:
- Can you imagine how much easier it would be to study if the theorem on geometry could be proved with the words: “Yes, it can be seen!”
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The guy dreamily: “That would be great if we could read our minds! Then I would know what to answer in the lesson! ”
His friend: “Yeah, and I would have known what a teacher thinks when you answer incorrectly!”
Romantic relationship
Of course, funny short sketches about the school cannot ignore the unexpectedly sometimes sympathy between boys and girls at school.
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Little Johnny escorts home Masha from school and says to her hesitantly:
- Listen, Masha, I want to confess to you (pause), (he says quickly) while you went to the board, I tore off the wings of a fly and threw it into your portfolio! I'm sorry!
Masha squinting slyly:
- Interesting, but is it tasty?
Little Johnny is bewildered:
- I don’t know ... Why are you asking?
Masha calmly:
- Yes, I also want to apologize! I threw it in your soup in the dining room while you went for bread!
A little more laugh
Even the funniest scenes about the school are often taken directly from life, so the organizers of the holiday themselves can come up with something like that.
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In the Russian language lesson, Vovochka asks his neighbor at the desk:
- Hey, how to say the right thing: TWOG or TvOROG?
A neighbor adjusting his glasses with a smart look:
- Stress on the "o"!
Little Vovochka, after a pause:
- Thanks! Bailed out, so bailed out!
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A classmate (apparently an excellent pupil) says, sighing:
- Yes, Lozhkin, you are not completely friends with your head!
Lozhkin shrugging:
- And I have a purely business relationship with her - I feed her, but she thinks!
Conversation with teacher
Funny skits about school - whether you host KVN or other fun events - cannot do without dialogues similar to the ones below.
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The teacher is talking with a fashionably dressed high school student:
- Lerochka, well done, you stopped being late for school!
- Yes, Mary Ivanna, it's all because of mom.
“Did she have an educational conversation with you?”
“No, she just bought herself some gorgeous Italian boots!”
- So what?
- Like what? Now I get up first to have time to put them on shoes before mom! (Proudly leaves)
The teacher throws up her hands.
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An elderly teacher, with a sigh, says to her colleague:
- I'll probably have to quit!
- What are you saying! You are the best teacher at school!
- I’ve gotten it at all ... I get into the tram in the morning, it’s full of people, I raise my eyes and say strictly: “Hello, take a seat!”
Is funny Of course it's funny!
Funny skits about school are good because they are easy to play, they do not require exhausting rehearsals. The main thing is that your cheerful mood is conveyed to the audience!
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- Mitya, do you know what the word "super" means?
- Well, yes, this is something so big, more than anything else can not be.
- A "hyper"?
- A "hyper" ... (Mitya rubs his forehead) Oh! This is what is more “super”!
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Girls dancing in a disco:
- Listen, but you don’t know what a mosol is?
- Well, this is such a huge bone, it is still being put in borsch. What are you asking?
- Yes, I heard a cool song here: “You my heart, You my soul ...”
Music from a famous song performed by Modern Talking begins to sound on stage
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Petka with a huge "flashlight" under the eye and his friend:
- Petka, why are you all bruised?
- I played snowballs with a girl!
- So what?
- So she, it turns out, from the youth handball team! And these do not miss!
Locker room case
Some funny skits about school require extras. But they will still not be difficult to stage.
Girls screaming drag a stubborn guy. The teacher stops them:
- Wait! What happened?!
One of the girls is indignant:
- Lyutikov spied on us in the locker room!
The teacher, strictly looking at Lyutikov:
- So what, did you like it?
Lyutikov is silent in bewilderment, then loudly gives out:
- Not!
Girls in chorus, lingering and resentful:
- How not ?!
A few tips for directors
All the funny skits about the school, as you know, should be played sincerely and seriously. Minimal scenery also does not hurt.
For example, two desks and a board can be put on the stage to recreate the appearance of the class. If the events take place at a break or on the way home, you can dream up. For the "road home" one tree or a bench is enough. And the situation in the school corridor can be played in front of a large window in the background.
The main thing in these scenes is do not overload them with decorations. They are short, and therefore the emphasis should be on what the actor says, and not on what surrounds him at that moment.
To build scenes in one concert, you can invite a host who will tell the audience where this situation is happening. Imagine, and your holiday will certainly be remembered and will make the most wonderful impression!