Cool proverbs. Modern funny proverbs and sayings.

Today there is a huge number of cool proverbs derived from those that were before. The creativity and sophistication of current thinking, interspersed with a thirst for humor, forces individual advanced thinkers to come up with more and more new methods of presenting the meaning of unshakable truths. And it turns out they have a good idea. And the meaning is more global, and you can laugh. Consider some of the current variations of proverbs that are most prevalent.

The farther into the forest ...

Who does not know the ancient truth about the fact that the further you go deeper into the forest, the more wood there is in it? Of course, everyone. And moreover, from school. But individual “thinkers” of modernity fundamentally disagree with what may lie in the depths of the forest. So they give out the following ideas that are becoming popular among the people. Funny proverbs in principle are the same jokes, but only very short ones. So, options for what can be located in the depths of the forest. The farther into the forest, the:

• thicker partisans;
• more partisans;
• worse than partisans;
• got out harder (here a pun, - "into the forest" should be pronounced as "climbed");
• crawled out further.

There are even some kind of paradoxes, such as this cool proverb: "The farther into the forest - the more firewood, the more firewood - the less forest."

No matter how much the wolf feeds ...

The proverb that no matter how much you feed the wolf, but he still looks in the direction of the forest, striving to run away, was also quite capacious. Here are some of the variations on this subject. No matter how much the wolf feeds, but:

• he wants to eat anyway;
• all one will die;
• he looks anyway (a very interesting observation);
• the bear still has more.

The interpretation of the guests is most interesting. This is truly a masterpiece funny proverb: "No matter how many guests you feed, he will still get drunk." Just the crown of someone's observation.

Jokes on the topic of work

Modern proverbs and sayings are also filled with variations on the theme: "Work is not a wolf - it won’t run away into the forest." Here are the four leaders from this “niche”. Work is not a wolf:

• and the product of power over a distance (obviously, this was not without scientific minds);
• no matter how much you feed, but you still need to get up;
• she is a woodpecker, she will not run away, she is so sick;
• from her into the forest can not escape.

There are other variations regarding the work. For example, modern proverbs about work include the following: “Made the job - the mare easier”, made up of the “clean” parts of two Russian proverbs at once: “Made the job - walk boldly” and “Baba with the cart is easier”. Although these both have a huge number of interpretations, which we will talk about below.

The main and most topical proverb about work today is someone’s masterpiece: “You won’t earn all the money, you’ll have to steal some.” Nowadays almost all officials of our time are guided by it. Ordinary citizens manage the proverb: “I can’t stand at a time when others plow. I’ll go to bed ... ". In general, all global meaning and truth are contained in the following innovative proverb about work: “No matter how much you work, there will always be a bastard who, by working less, gets more.”

Did the thing ...

The sound of the indisputable truth “Did the job - take courage”, the mass of “remodelers” is also unhappy. Hence the huge number of cool proverbs with the eponymous saying. So, I did the job:

• wash the body;
• wash yourself;
• get off the body.

Baba with a cart ...

Now about the woman on the cart, which has always been an obstacle, both to the horse and to the peasant who sits behind the reins. Here the people "heaped up" the following truths, also not without meaning. Baba with a cart:

• will have to come back;
• fly out - you won’t catch (paired with the proverb “the word don’t sparrow, fly out - don’t catch”);
• mare in the know;
• fun hour (paired with the proverb “business time - fun hour”);
• less mare;
• and the wolves are fed up (paired with the saying "both the wolves are fed and the sheep are safe").

One head ...

One head it's good, but two better. Great saying. Only at that time, when it was invented, there was neither mutation, nor radiation. Current people really noticed that "one head is good, and two is a mutation." And here are other interpretations of the known truth. One head is good, but:

• with the body is better;
• with brains is better;
• two are not so pretty anymore.

Came, saw ...

Modern people do not agree with the famous statement of Julius Caesar: Veni, vidi, vici, that is, translated into Russian, "I came, saw, won." As for “I came, I saw” no one doubts. But there is a problem with the word “won”. According to many, there should be something else. Came, saw:

• shared;
• whitewashed;
• yelled;
• go away, let the others stare;
• and left.

More relevant and topical, of course, is “I came, saw and photographed”. So now everyone is doing who has a smartphone with them. And he, as you know, is with everyone today.

It's good there…

Everyone still suspects that "it is good where we are not." As it turned out, this is far from the case. If you believe some people, it turns out that:

• It’s only good where we haven’t been yet.
• Good is where it is good, and not where we are not.
• Good where not here.

He laughs well ...

There are so many cool proverbs on this subject that you can’t count all of them. We will select the most advanced thoughts on this subject. So, the one who laughs well:

• runs fast;
• laughs like a horse;
• shoots first.

A rolling stone gathers no moss…

No one doubts about this. A proverb is almost always repeated in unchanged form. But for some reason many people like to make explanations to her. Let’s see what the strong minds of this world want to bring to us. A rolling stone gathers no moss:

• and under standing too;
• but under the rolling - does not have time;
• but there is no walking;
• and a man cannot climb without a shovel.

Other "masterpieces" of folk thought

In conclusion, we want to publish a list of fresh folk truths that will appeal to every person with a good sense of humor.

• Fight and search, find and hide ...
• A fast horse quickly takes over.
• Debt paid naked.
• Friends are known in food.
• You’ll chase after two hares - you’ll bang out of a gun.
• Whoever got up before - that and slippers.
• Milk is doubly funnier if after cucumbers.
• He called himself a cargo - show the documents.
• Called a cargo - go to a mental hospital.
• Do not dig another hole, let him dig it.
• Do not poke your contribution to someone else's business.
• Russian tanks are not so scary as their drunk crews.
• Not caught - not a conscript.
• From labor the fish from the pond will die.
• While the fat dries, the thin one dies.
• Pioneer - trying on all the boys.
• After the wedding, they don’t wave their fists.
• Drunkenness is a battle, and battle is a girl.
• Born to crawl does not crap on top.
• The fisherman fisherman hates for sure.
• Whoever you lead with is what you need.
• His Natasha is closer to the body.
• Drink seven times - once shed.
• Tales are a lie. On them - pos.
• The old horse will not remember the furrow.
• A well-fed horse is not on foot.
• The wife has legs, and the husband has horns.
• Good Faberge eggs do not interfere.
• A good chest and from the back is visible.
• The larger the cabinet, the louder it will fall.
• What is sober on the mind, the drunk has already done.
• What you dare, then you shake.
• A screw, hammered in with a hammer, holds stronger than a nail twisted with a screwdriver.
• The language will bring to the killer.

On this happy note, we finish this material. All the best to you and good mood!