Remember the old Soviet film "Let's Live Until Monday"? One of the main characters said the phrase: “Happiness is when you are understood,” which became the leitmotif of the film about love, about the most important and deepest, which is sometimes so hard to see, stop, touch by the shoulder and look right in the eye ... But our story is not about that, although the leitmotif remains the same: happiness is when you are understood. It will be about such a fairly new phenomenon as a "salty" language. Let's take a closer look.
Salty language - what is it?The world of children's fantasies is infinitely bright and unique. Some dreams disappear without a trace, as soon as we grow up, others remain. They grow with us, mutate, grow wiser, turn new colors and sometimes become part of the real, not imaginary, world. Why it happens this way and not otherwise is a question that cannot be answered. Our inner world is subject to other laws. They are at the bottom of the vast ocean. We can admire them through the thickness of turquoise crystal clear water. We can take a full chest of air, dive in the hope of getting at least one of them, but as a result, we can only touch them for a moment, because it's too deep and there is little oxygen ....
One of these “infantile” inventions is a kind of non-existent, magical language spoken by the “chosen ones” - you and your close friends, and all the rest, mostly adults, stand aside and are perplexed about what is being said. And then all the doors open in the children's imagination - you can say and invent anything you like - secrets will forever remain secrets, and this “magical” world will not be subject to anyone. Even if not all, then many in their childhood at least once fantasized about this topic. A proof of this is the large number of "connected" in social networks to the group "Salty language". This association is specially created for those who know or want to learn how to speak "salty", or as it is also called "brick" language.
What is the "salt"?The "salty" language is that children's idea that once became a reality. On the one hand, if you accidentally hear the word “Osodnosoklasassnisitsas” somewhere, it will be difficult for you to understand what or who is in question, and on the other hand, it’s easy and simple: the letter “c” is added after each vowel and plus the same vowel. Now go back a little and read the mysterious word again. Happened? That's right, this is a "classmate."
Hard? It is unlikely that the only thing is unusual. Usually learning any language begins with letters and sounds. In this case, the chapter entitled "Salty language, alphabet" can be skipped. The main thing here is to follow the original vowel + C + vowel pattern. And as you know from the school curriculum, in Russian there are only 10
vowels. Thus, it turns out that you use the letter combinations ASA, ECE, YOSE, ISI, OSO, USU, YSY, ESE, YUSYU, YASYA after the corresponding letters - "isigrass" (game), "dos" (home), "yasya" ( I). Those who like the idea themselves, who want to return to childhood or just have fun, need to learn the "salty" language. You don’t have to learn it for a long time, and you have a wonderful pastime. As they say, any language requires practice. Therefore, study, try, and maybe one day create your own unique "salty" language, or "brick", or "plastic", or ... Although it already exists, there are people who are chosen, loved by you, and who love you, who already understand your unique language, and you understand them, and no one from the outside can not hear you, because this is your world, that world that belongs only to you and your family and friends ....