We choose the status of the vacation: funny photo captions

When you really want to go on vacation, but you still have to wait a long time, you can tune in to a positive wave by posting a photo of the beach in your favorite social network and attaching vacation status to it. You can come up with cool signatures yourself or take advantage of what people with a great sense of humor have already composed. A cheerful status will remind you that the vacation is yet to come, and will cheer up everyone who reads it and will definitely appreciate it.

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Female humor

The long-awaited vacation is so far away that it seems to take him an eternity. In this case, the following statuses are suitable:

  • I dreamed of the sea, and its drops dripped down my cheeks ...
  • It seems that I am in a position: from work, I feel nauseous, I am constantly drawn to the salty sea.

If this time you have to spend your holidays doing household chores, your mood will be raised by the optimistic status of “Vacation has begun”. Funny and cheerful signatures, similar to a short joke, emphasize that the woman who wrote them is strong in spirit and never lose heart:

  • Vacation is awesome! I want - my floors, I want - I cook soup or wash. And when I freak out, I'll rush off to the cottage and start digging, planting, watering there!
  • Went to rest, problems all remained at home. Maybe they won’t wait for me and leave ...

If the rest was a success, it is always worth attaching the appropriate vacation status to the photos proving this. Cool options:

  • I went to where I was sent, and I behave there, as I was called. Thrilled!
  • I’ll wait until morning, I will open my eyes and embrace the sea with my eyes!
  • Now I am where there is no Internet: the sea cares, ignites the summer!

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Male choice

Men, going on vacation, hope to relax by the warm sea, forgetting about problems and worries. They want to see only the sun and beautiful women around them, therefore they are ready to take heart out throughout their vacation. A good rest without fuss and problems or urgent matters, for which a break in work was taken, will help reflect the status of the vacation. Cool examples, with humor, reflecting what a man plans to do on vacation:

  • It is impossible to hope for the best if you go on vacation to make repairs in the apartment.
  • For the first time in the resort I will not look for a girl, but I will bring my own.
  • He went to rest at sea. There is now more for one happy man in the world!
  • The main rule of a wonderful holiday: do not forget to call up your wife daily.
  • Friends, my vacation has begun! Lend a liver for a couple of weeks. As I arrive, I will return with interest!
  • Dream Vacation: Miss Bust contest on a tropical island where I am the only man!

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Sea Vacation Status

Cool captions for photos on the social network will give friends and relatives the opportunity to understand that the status author has a positive holiday mood, and he is very pleased with how he spends time.

  • Awesome vacation indicator is not a bunch of photos on the social network, but when they are hidden in hidden folders on your computer!
  • Do you pull in your stomach when you take a photo on the beach?
  • Oh, how bad it is at sea ... the water is warm, sand is everywhere ... Not like in the office!
  • Sea! Soon we will meet ... and begin to enjoy each other!
  • The soul is already at sea, and the body is still in the office.
  • The closest liquid to blood chemistry is seawater. The sea rushes through my veins, oh yes ...

Communicating with a positive person with a sense of humor is undoubtedly more pleasant than with a dreary “fly agaric”. As soon as a person sets the status of "Vacation has begun", the cool options used by him instantly provoke humorous reply messages or envious responses from interested friends. Therefore, a large number of people puzzle for a long time, choosing or inventing a cheerful status. It is always gratifying to someone to like, cause delight or surprise.

cool holiday statuses

All good things come to an end

When a person is having fun and well, time flies very quickly and once it comes time to write statuses about the end of the vacation. Funny signatures dedicated to even such a not very joyful event can be found:

  • And let the sea not rustle outside the office window, it can sing in a person’s memories!
  • Summer is over! Will you renew?
  • After a good rest, I want to relax.
  • As soon as life began to improve, when suddenly “bang” - the vacation was over.

When the time comes to change to another, more relevant status about the vacation, cool moments and good memories of the recent vacation will again cause a smile. They will lighten the mood and restore confidence that life is wonderful, and joy can be found even in gray everyday life.

Source: https://habr.com/ru/post/C34149/


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