The Internet is flooded with vanilla. It is everywhere: in recipes, in perfumes and even on social networks. But how did vanilla move to Facebook and VKontakte? And how to determine that in front of you is a follower of vanilla and a lover of vanilla status about love?
On the origin of "vanilla" and examples of similar statuses, read this article.
What is status?
If it comes to vanilla, then status is not about the situation in society and society. In this case, saying “status”, they mean a small quote or a few sentences describing a person’s condition.
Such statuses appeared during the development of social networks. You can easily find them in "Contact" or "Facebook": the statuses are located under the name and surname on the person’s page.
So, with the statuses sorted out. But how can they be vanilla? After all, status should describe a person’s condition, and not be related to any recipe!
What does vanilla mean?
Vanilla is a plant whose extract has a gentle but strong smell. It is added to pastries and all kinds of desserts, sugar is made from it. So over time, “vanilla” and “sweetness” have become synonymous.
On the internet slang, “vanilla” means everything that is cloying and not serious. Also, vanilla can be called something too sweet, overly soft and stuff like that.
Even great kindness and sensitivity can become "vanilla". Each for himself determines the boundaries of this term.
Why are vanilla statuses?
Reading the works of Internet users in the field of creating statuses, some wrinkle their noses in disgust and sneak: "Vanilla!"
So how can statuses be vanilla? How can you make something immaterial cloying?
It's simple: add love, then softness and many, many more love. Season with suffering and torment. State it all in the form of a status: "He loves her, and she loves another."
Done!
By the way, almost all vanilla statuses have excessive pathos and exaggeration of the situation. Because of this, they can look ridiculous, although the status message is understandable and pleasant to any person.
What do the vanilla write about?
Vanilla beans are those who love vanilla style. They are cozy, wear soft clothes several sizes larger than they should, like cocoa, style and his / her. So most vanilla statuses are about love.
Vanilla write about how wonderful it is to be near a loved one, about how happy they are and how they are filled with the brightest feeling. And all would be nothing, because love is beautiful. Yes, only "vanilla" presents everything as if they live in a plush pink country, from which many other people wake up a persistent antipathy to this style of presentation.
And vanilla love to suffer. They do this with great inner pleasure: loudly, angrily, for a long time. Mandatory attribute - gray sky or sad lingering rain. Window sill, she and lost love - what could be even more vanilla?
Some vanilla loves to suffer so much that they start a relationship purely in order to break up. Various vanilla statuses hint at this. For example:
Sometimes the most difficult thing is to forget the one with whom, in fact, nothing happened.
It is hard to take this seriously.
Nevertheless, it is worth considering that often teenagers turn out to be vanilla during the period of their first love. Be lenient towards these yesterday’s children, they are just beginning their sensual development. Do not be aggressive, it can kill any teenager trying to study the relationship between people.
Examples of vanilla statuses about love
If you wish, you can try to compose such a status yourself. Just imagine yourself surrounded by everything soft, pink and with a mug of cocoa in your hands. In cocoa, there’s a vanilla pod, of course.
Vanilla statuses can be of four types:
- Positive. Love is mutual, everyone around is happy.
- Philosophical. What is love? What is she in this world for?
- Negative. About parting, the beauty of gloomy rain and suffering for lost love.
- Quotes. Proposals taken out of context, which may even have a completely different meaning than they were originally invested in.
An example of a positive status can be the simple “How wonderful it is to be the most beloved girl in the world!”, As well as longer statuses:
It’s best to find someone who will love you the way you are: bad, good, evil, beautiful, kind - who you are. After all, he will still consider you the best. That's who it is worth being close to.
Philosophical statuses are reflections on the topic of love. They are divided into positive and negative. Positive ones are usually simple rhetorical questions: “What could be better than being loved?”, While negative ones are more like emo sayings: “Why love in this world if it makes you suffer?”
Negative statuses usually relate to lost love. The reason for the separation is usually silent, the feelings of a lonely heart are preserved in the status, sometimes the weather is added: "Even this rain is not able to wash away the tears from my heart!"
Vanilla quotes used as statuses are often written in English. They also tell about love and feelings, can be both positive and negative.
Vanilla is neither good nor bad. She just is, like other currents of youth. Do not react negatively to it.