Since ancient times, beer, which was prepared according to a special recipe, saved people from many diseases and ailments. This foamy drink is endowed with the strongest antibacterial properties, helps to cope with depression, and also found its application in female cosmetology. Today, the intoxicated one is at the peak of popularity and “cured” by it has become commonplace, sometimes with abuse. Quotes about beer, as well as the drink itself, are also gaining popularity, especially on the Web.
Wise Beer Thoughts
The male half of the population especially likes to praise foamy beer, and it does not matter that then there will be a "belly hen". Sincere gatherings, music, a warm atmosphere - this is the key to an excellent mood. This is confirmed by the lines of the Scottish poet Robert Burns.
Blessed is the king
But a beer mug -
Anyone will be happy.
Wise philosophers, writers, poets and even comedians sang the intoxicated "potion" in their works. Quotes about beer are also actively used in the status of social networks.
Good people drink good beer.
Hunter Stockton Thompson
The ingenious German prose writer found excuses for those married men who disappear with friends in the “pub”. He explains this by saying that a good wife will never give her faithful occasion for such adventures.
The better the beer, the worse the wife.
Heinrich Mann
America’s modern publicist has come to think of a "mind-numbing" drink with humor.
Undoubtedly, the greatest invention in the history of mankind was beer. Of course, the wheel was a great invention, but the wheel is not so good to drink pizza.
What seems drama and even tragedy to one is simply hilarious for the other, especially between the fourth and seventh glasses of beer.
Dave Barry
Opera singer Yevgeny Nesterenko expressed his sincere love for the “foamy”.
My reader! I have been submissive since childhood
Beautiful this foaming diva.
And I will be in love until old age
The most amazing drink is beer!
Evgeny Nesterenko
The famous historian and talented culinary master William Pokhlebkin, who has published 23 books about kitchen secrets that have earned their popularity, explained the name of this widespread “amusing” drink.
“Living water” was also called “beer water,” that is, drinking water, drinking water, and sometimes just “beer,” which meant drinking.
William Pokhlebkin
The male tradition of gathering together in a bathhouse, drinking a cold beer with a small bag, crispy salted nuts or crayfish has not exhausted itself. Be sure to plan to frame the beauties and just talk heart to heart in a good company. In his quotes about beer, Arsen Asov just mentions just such a leisure.
Popivism - hanging out after a good bath!
A bathhouse without beer, that girl without a miniskirt!
Modern poet Oleg Zaitsev also maintains this faithful tradition. He claims that only with mouth-watering dried fish can you enjoy a beer.
Eating dried fish without beer is sacrilege. Drinking beer without dried fish - Moveton.
Oleg Zaitsev
This also begs a cool quote about beer in an astrological spirit.
- What is your zodiac sign?
- Fish.
- And I'm a beer!
Beer negative phrases
There is an opinion that beer can cure, but not everyone agrees. It turns out that this drink is much more insidious than you might imagine, especially when it comes to extra pounds.
Beer lovers are obese - their love affair is reduced.
Valery Filatov.
Or much more serious - about the degradation of personality.
Beers make you lazy, stupid and powerless.
Otto von Bismarck
Or in this way:
Beer is the slow death of a nation.
Sergey Fetisov
Friends! Our union is wonderful!
Let's not drink beer - let's eat watermelon!
Sergey Fetisov
"Hoppy" sayings and statuses
Beer not in vain deserved national love. Tedious working days are replaced by her long-awaited Friday, and with her her constant retinue - Saturday and Sunday. A “non-beer” weekend is not a weekend at all, but a dull continuation of everyday life. On the basis of these wild days, people came up with funny quotes about beer, as well as remade old proverbs in a new way.
The proverb "Did a thing - walk boldly" does not lose time. Today it has turned into an original student saying.
Passed a session - drink beer fun!
The wise saying "To live with wolves - howl like a wolf" was rephrased only by half, turning it into an actual quote about beer.
To live without beer - howl like a wolf!
The proverb about the wolf, who constantly looks into the forest, no matter how poop, also masterfully beat.
Like a beer do not chill, it will end anyway.
And someone vehemently defends his beer belly, considering it his pride - more liters will fit, and there you can start a fish - than not an aquarium?
Big belly - not from beer, but for beer.
On boxes of juice or cough syrup is often found the inscription: "Shake before use." The brewers decided to make a joke about this phrase.
Cool before abuse!
Beer fans did not ignore the poem by N. A. Nekrasov "Poet and Citizen".
Yes, you can not drink vodka, but you must drink beer!
"Foamy" phrases from movies and cartoons
In the late 90s, the Argentinean television series “Wild Angel” with the beautiful Natalia Oreiro in the title role gained tremendous popularity. And even there a spectacular quote about beer sounded.
The most interesting thing in beer is the company!
The series "Wild Angel"
In the early 2000s, not quite children's, but very funny cartoon "Masyanya" was broadcast on television screens, full of vibrant words and ridiculous quotes. About beer, too, have not forgotten:
- REALLY? No, no beer, they’ll get drunk, there will be a pigsty. I am a decent girl ...
Masyanya
It’s a sin not to recall the Soviet classics and the famous films of the brilliant director Leonid Gaidai.
- Do you drink beer?
- If it's hot.
- No hot! So that at work at me - no, no!
"Athos"
In life, I understood long ago where death lies.
Nobody drowns in beer, they always drown in water.
Rivers, seas, straits - how much harm they do!
It’s not beer that kills people, water kills people.
"Can not be"
The films “It Can't Be” and “Afonya” are a storehouse of magnificent quotes and sayings that will never be forgotten.