With the achievement of military age, many young people are wondering how to do so, so as not to join the army. Ukraine is not a country with a totalitarian regime, so there are options and there is a choice. But someone uses cunning and not entirely legal methods, for example, simulating a disease. Others go to extremes and generally acquire a whole bunch of diagnoses. But all these methods are dangerous not only from a criminal point of view, but in some cases for health.
It is better to bypass such methods of "sloping" also because there are safer and legal options for solving this problem. So, how can you not join the army by law?
Knowledge is Light
After leaving school, young people are faced with a difficult choice, which may determine their whole future life. For young men, this is a choice between the army and a higher educational institution. Higher education is not only a diploma that will be very useful in the future, but also, as a bonus, the answer to the question of how not to join the army by law. Simply put, either a soldier or a student.
But here there are some nuances that are worth exploring in detail. For example, in order not to find the agenda in the mailbox, you need to study exclusively in full-time education. The correspondence form of training involves a place in the list of recruits who are fit for service. In addition, you should not wait a year after school, not rushing to enter, because the military registration and enlistment office, not finding the name of a potential conscript in the list of applicants, will accept good-naturedly under its wing.
But there is good news. In the case of academic leave, you can relax and not be afraid that the uncle in uniform will knock on the door one day. But only on condition that the training continues from the moment of its interruption, that is, without extension of the term.
The same situation is with recovery. During the expulsion, no one will drive into the army with machine guns, but provided that the restoration will happen in the near future (otherwise there is a chance to fall under the autumn draft) and this will not affect the total training time. That is, when expelling, suppose, from the second year, it is necessary to recover in the second year, but not in the first. Otherwise, there is a risk of recovery after service.
There is another option with a military school. You might think about studying at an institute with a military department. A great option, because you can survive a couple of classes in military training. Yes, and this is mainly a theory. The truth in this case is not worth completely relaxing, because the military department is actually the ranks of the reserve troops. And the call is possible with a probability of up to 50%. And in the case of hostilities, and generally up to 100%.
Not quite a legal option (but they do it) is to “study” abroad. A conscript simply forges a letter from a foreign university stating that he has been accepted for training. The military registration and enlistment office only checks the presence of a passport for such a young man. Only one of the relatives should carry the letter to the draft board, and not the "student" himself.
Masters at gunpoint
Many graduates of higher education are wondering how not to join the army after graduation. The master, who last came out of the door of his native educational institution and did not want to serve in the army, should think. Maybe, after all, you should not leave the place of study? It makes sense to think about graduate school. Two more years, and after that, the draft age will pass. Yes, and new opportunities are opening up. But here everyone chooses independently.
If you don’t want to go to graduate school, then how can you not go to the army by law? Then it is worth raising all the certificates from the hospital, remembering all the diseases that you have, you can be examined in the clinic. But this method is universal, so a little later about it.
Beliefs
There is another way of not joining the army by law. Pacifists, believers and other representatives of the civilian population, unwilling to join the army for personal reasons, have gained the right to refuse to serve. But here there are some nuances.
So, how not to go to the army on convictions? Just say "I don't want"? If everything was so easy, the whole country would come to the draft board and say that convictions do not allow it. But specifically in this case, there is always a civil service. And it lasts longer. And this is not the option when you need to go to work from your home, but towards the evening back.
Firstly, no one will pay in the civil service, and secondly, most likely, they will be sent as a postman to the countryside or as a nurse to the hospital for distant lands. So if you think about how not to join the army and pursue the goal of staying at home, then this method will not work. But if the goal is to preserve beliefs, then the civil service option is ideal.
What and how to do so as not to join the army? This question is not asked by priests, teachers and doctors who are ready to move. Young teachers and doctors, who themselves decide to work in the countryside, will not be accepted into the army (or rather, taken only at will). The same applies to clergy, only they do not even have to move to the countryside.
Another option is to pay a fine. But the practice is not widespread, if the jury doesn’t like something, you can sit down. And the method itself is not cheap. So it’s better to leave it as a last resort.
Other social reasons
They do not take in the army young people who have managed to get a family and two children. But even if there is a pregnant girl, but the young are not yet married, you can still "slope". They do not take those who have retired parents or disabled people (or have at least one disabled person or a seriously ill person in the family), orphans and breadwinners. Those youths whose older brother is already serving are temporarily released from the army.
Sick and happy?
So it came to the tidbit - the most popular way to "slope away from the army." How not to join the army for health? Someone honestly, someone not, but he provides himself with diseases even before his draft age and with pleasure or (less commonly) sadly observes the inscription “Not suitable” on the military record. And no more thinking about how not to join the army. Everything has already been decided.
How not to legally join the army for health reasons? The list of diseases that allow you to legally "slope" from the army, has almost 400 pages. There is enuresis and schizophrenia, but not every theater student can play the patient. There are a lot of variants of diseases and everywhere there are certain rules. Therefore, here, too, one should probe the soil and figure out how not to join the army with the disease. So, first things first.
Temporary damage
Suppose a person has a broken arm. And here he is, the autumn call. Of course, no one will force such a conscript to join the army. But everyone understands that the hand will grow together, and this is rather just a delay. Therefore, such diseases are not a solution to the problem. And not every disease is better than the army. Therefore, in no case should you put your life at risk. Especially desperate characters prefer to get three shakes or break themselves. Such drastic measures should not be taken.
Chronic diseases
Chronic diseases are a much more powerful argument. Chronic bronchial asthma, vertebral instability, vegetative-vascular dystonia in a more or less neglected form will provide a real invisibility cloak for the military enlistment office. This is due to the fact that no one wants to take responsibility for accidents that can lead to a deterioration in the patient’s condition or even death. And people with a history of serious illnesses are at greater risk than others.
The standard way to "slope" away from the army is to buy a certificate. True, checking such a document is not difficult, and this is a criminal offense. But if the goal is not to join the army in any way and even at the cost of one’s own freedom, then, of course, the idea has the right to life.
Healthy as a bull
If there are no diseases, it is worth looking at all the certificates and notes of doctors in the medical record, looking through all the tests. Perhaps something will come up or be remembered. All information needs to be collected in a folder (the thicker the better) and visit the draft board.
If this does not help, then the last option remains. It is necessary to undergo a complete medical examination in a hospital. Maybe that will pop up. Of course, the logical question is why, if everything is found, examined, diagnosed in the military enlistment office. This is very unlikely. The purpose of the military registration and enlistment office is to recruit as many recruits as possible, therefore, most likely, the paper will have the print "Goden." In addition, if there are several diseases and the information is carefully collected and prepared, then such a weighty argument in the form of a stack of certificates of ailments is much more likely to cast doubt on fitness for service.
Some statistics
In fact, less than 20% of young men of draft age want to serve in the army, the majority (50%) are ready to repay their debt to the motherland only on a contract basis, the fourth part - in principle, do not want to serve. They are afraid of hazing, accidents, crimes against conscripts on the part of officers and senior associates.
Finally
Of course, a year in the army is scary for many young men of military age. But this is only a year. What is a year in the barracks compared to four to six years in a hostel? Students will think that they at least feed in the army, and sleep on schedule. So before you look for options to "slope" from the army, you should ask yourself the question of whether it is worth it.
So, there are several ways of not going to serve in the army. Among them: illegal - to bribe, pretend, escape, and as a result - to go to jail; suicidal - specifically to catch illnesses and earn fractures, tremors; sue in the hope of a fine; legal - beliefs, education and health status. There are those who are ready to cover themselves with tattoos with quotes from the Criminal Code and obscene expressions.
Summing up, it is worth emphasizing that military service is a personal choice for everyone, but you should not go to extremes in such matters.