The game GTA: San Andreas was once very popular. But even today, many fans play it in a cooperative mode and even go through single player campaigns. However, few people are aware of the jokes in GTA: San Andreas, with which the game is simply teeming. This article will feature the best of them.
Jokes in the translation of "GTA: San Andreas"
Everyone knows how this game was translated into Russian. Just the existing text in the dialogs was driven into the translator. Moreover, no one even checked the quality and accuracy of the translation. The result was a complete trash with the translation, so the dialogs of the heroes of the game were not just incomprehensible to anyone, they were meaningless. But according to individual words, one could guess what the characters were talking about.
Translation is the first joke. Here are examples of jokes in GTA: San Andreas without a mat in the dialogs:
- "She is with me, carbon fiber";
- "You do not want me to call a weapon in your face";
- "I consider her favor";
- "I knock over a man, you move."
There are many similar translations, the whole game is literally teeming with them. Some are so funny that they have already become memes on the net. However, due to censorship, many jokes cannot be written, because they have a lot of obscenities. Look for them in the game itself.
The secret in GTA: how to get rich quick
It is not necessary to complete missions or register codes to receive money. There is a very real working way to get rich in the game world. To the north of the center of Los Santos there is a village where the bookmaker is located (according to the plot, the main character even robs her). Stay close to it, put all the money at the highest ratio. If you lose, then boot again and do this operation until you win. Have you won? You can save again and try to win again. In just 30 minutes you can make one hundred thousand out of one thousand dollars. You can win money in races in the same way, although the odds are lower there, so you will have to spend more time.
There is also another interesting joke in the GTA: San Andreas. There is a mission where you need to rob a gas station. After the robbery, your customer offers to work for him. Agree. The work will consist in the transportation of gasoline and be paid depending on the duration of the work, and the time does not end for some reason.
Pimp Mission
There is a mission in the game where you need to kill a pimp. The problem is that when he drives away, it is extremely difficult to catch up with him. And many players failed to catch up and kill him. But there is another way: his car is in front of the club at the beginning of the mission. Shoot the wheels and go to the club. When the pimp jumps out of the house and gets into the car, he will barely be able to drive because of the shot wheels.
Infinite shotgun cartridges
The game has a glitch, thanks to which you can get a lot of rounds for a shotgun. In a driving school, you have to take the lesson "PIT Maneuver" in a police car. If you fail it, then you automatically get 5 rounds. Fail the test 10 times and get 50 rounds.
UFO in the game
No less interesting joke in the GTA: San Andreas is a UFO. Las Venturas has an inconspicuous Lil Sample tavern. In front of her is a stand with a UFO. Inside this tavern there are many photographs of people who, they themselves claim, have seen UFOs. And in the office there is generally a studio for intercepting and detecting UFOs. There is also a map with notes where eyewitnesses saw a flying saucer.
Pass to the airport
San-Fiero Airport is accessible from the rear entrance. To the right will be a Super GT car. Take a picture of her, and the left gate to enter the airport will open. So you can get into the airport even without a pilot’s license.
Jokes in GTA: San Andreas: what weapons can be found on sale?
If someone watched the film "Pulp Fiction" directed by Quentin Tarantino, then he probably remembers an interesting scene where the hero of Bruce Willis (Butch) was tied. However, he later freed himself and went to save his enemy, Marcellus. So, when Butch chose weapons in the store (namely, in the store this was all happening), he had a difficult choice: a hammer, a baseball bat, a chainsaw and a samurai sword. He ultimately chose the samurai sword. A similar set is sold in the arms store of the GTA game. Coincidence?
Other jokes
If you take a police car and go to the police garage, you can see how two policemen beat a man. This is an unusual phenomenon for the world of San Andreas.
Everyone knows about the military base in the northeast of Las Venturas. Only military vehicles can get inside, and the gates of this base are bulletproof. If in the city you get 2 wanted stars and quickly return to this base, then first the police cars will come, and a little later the cops will appear right next to you and behind the base fence. All of them will run after the crowd, but because they are behind the grid, they can’t do anything. By the way, given that there is a closed airspace above the military base, police helicopters do not even fly there.
If you jump down from a huge skyscraper on a bicycle and land on both wheels, the character will not die or even suffer.
The jokes in GTA: San Andreas do not end there. There are tons of unusual places and posters that deserve attention.
Jokes in the game "GTA: San Andreas": places and inscriptions
Does everyone know where the gym is in the game? If you go east from it, and then turn left into an alley, and then go a little ahead and settle down, you can see an interesting sight: people come to the edge of the roof and freeze.
There is such a place in the game - Trut's farm. Before entering the farm there are signs on which various warnings are recorded. The translation from English inscriptions read: "Access is prohibited. Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
Las Venturas has a fun garage that says Welding and Weddings. Because they sound similar. Translated, this means: "Welding and weddings. They just sound the same."
San Fierro has a weird gym. Near it is a cobra sign, and under it is visible the inscription Marital Arts. It is assumed that Martial Arts should be written, which means "Martial Arts", and in fact it is written "Marital Arts". And this is no mistake. The exact same inscription hangs inside the gym.
There is another interesting joke in GTA 5 San Andreas. In the cinema of the same San Fierro, the same film is constantly going on, called The Wizard of Ass. Translated, this means "Ass Wizard." Most likely, this is how the developers beat the name of the film The Wizard of Oz (The Wizard of Oz).
We go further. In the desert, which is located near the Big Ear, there is a beautiful geyser. Water constantly erupts from it. There you can often meet people with cameras who choose the angle for the picture.
The building with the poster is located in the north of Dorothy. The poster says New Store Open Soon, a little lower on the same poster is the inscription Six more floors of Khakis. However, the last 2 letters are smeared with white paint, and this changes the meaning of the translation. It was: "There are 6 floors of Khaki left." It became: "6 floors of shit left."
Another joke from the GTA world is a gym poster that reads: Train Hard, which means: Train hard. But someone finished the letter "S", which greatly changes the meaning. Now the poster reads: Strain Hard (pull it hard).
Also, the state is full of advertising banners that say Big S. It reads like Big ass, which means "Big ass". There is another interesting banner ad is a banter over the game True Crime (real crime). It says True Grime: street cleaners. He hangs at the Unity Station.
Conclusion
This is not all the jokes about GTA: San Andreas. The game is simply teeming with a wide variety of "Easter eggs", secrets and glitches that players turn in their favor. In addition, different missions can be completed in different ways. Although for modern games this is normal, but at one time it was a sensation. That’s why the fans like this game so much and so many years later they still play it, make new modifications and even port it to smartphones.
Separately, you can write about cheat codes for this game, but this does not entirely apply to this topic. But a game with cheat codes is perceived in a completely different way. The familiar San Andreas is changing beyond recognition, so many fans recommend going through it several times: the first time in the story, without codes, the second with cheat codes and a detailed study of the game world.