Funny callers (teasers) are part of folklore dating back to the times when people tried to intimidate the enemy with words and actions. The use of a name is an attempt to inflict tangible personal damage. Over time, the use of teasers became the property of children aged 6 to 12 years (children's satire), contributing to their personal development, and in older companies - a manifestation of a sense of humor and decoration of any party.
Baby teasers
Children begin to call names from a kindergarten, carrying out a peculiar psychodiagnostic procedure: they determine the place of the object of ridicule in the social hierarchy. If a child fights back, he is usually left alone. They tease those who are weaker emotionally: offended, crying, running to complain to adults. It is important for parents to support the baby, which includes the following points:
- Explanation: funny name-calling is often just a way of playing where content is not important, but rhyming is good ( Arkhip is an old mushroom , Natasha is a blotter ).
- Teaching anti-teasers, which is the most correct response to verbal aggression (" Who calls him names like that," "Ha ha! It doesn't hurt me - the chicken is happy ").
- If teasers relate to appearance (fat, thin, long, clubfoot) or character traits (sneak, sore, greedy), an analysis of why this happens.
This may be a signal to correct something in the behavior of the child or change his reaction to the teaser. If the child does not show the expected emotions, the meaning of the name-callingers disappears.
Teen teasers
And after 12 years, children call each other names. Teasers come in three forms:
- Taunts (funny name-callingers): " Lisa is the queen of striptease ."
- Frauds (teasers designed for simpletons): -Tell “glue”! -Glue! -Mouth your bow sewn!
- Teasers revealing socially condemned character traits: "Julia is a whim . " The presented rhyme in the picture above tells how Oleg stands out among friends.
In adolescence, the latter type of teaser is more common. He is able to provoke serious experiences in the teaser, if he is not familiar with children's folklore at an earlier age. From this period, everyone knows the common name-calling in verses that are passed down from generation to generation (presented in the picture below).
Funny name-calling in adults
Using teasers by adults is a game, returning to a happy childhood, demonstrating a sense of humor and the ability to rhyme. During children's quarrels, poetic lines were the most convincing arguments. The winner was not the one who was more right, but the one who knew more rhyming phrases. Behind the verbal battle, the reason for the disagreement was forgotten, and the children again resumed interrupted classes, spending time together. The quarrel grew if the teasers were offensive.
Adults are not allowed to use offensive statements about the appearance or character of a person, but the funniest names are those where there is a subtle hint of the personality of the addressee. That is why friendly companies value the ability to provoke laughter with recognizable teasers without harming those present. Where to start to master the ability to compose name-calling (teasers tied to the names of friends)?
Rhyme selection
The first step is the ability to pick up an interesting rhyme. To do this, you need to consider all the options for using the name, which will give scope to creativity. For example, Michael ( crushed ), Misha ( poster ), Misha ( darling ), Mishutka ( joke ), Mishuly (grandfather), Mikha ( hype ); Ivan ( pocket ), Vanya ( bath ), Vanyusha ( ears ), Vanyatka ( bribe ), Vanya ( streamlet ); Irina ( picture ), Ira ( badass ), Irinka ( mote ), Irisha ( roof ), Irusya ( granny ), Irene ( businessman ). To get ridiculous name-calling, you need to decide on which unapproved quality of personality or behavior the rhymed line will be directed.
One of the most common shortcomings is drinking. How can one approach the same problem with different names from unexpected sides?
- Valera drinks without measure.
- Tolik is an absolute alcoholic.
- Gena loves drinking and cheating.
- Vasya will certainly ferment.
- Vadim - mister over the bottle.
- Ivan likes to look into a glass.
- Anton drinks a champagne wagon.
You can use a common phrase in front of the name, then you get a short rhyme: “ Matvey called you, pour to your friends soon”, “If your name Tolik is a 100% alcoholic .”
Homemade blanks
If competition is supposed in a friendly company, one cannot do without universal rhymed strings, where you can substitute almost any name. The following template will fit the topic of drunkenness:
Pasha (Seva, Igor, Petya) is not a fool to drink, he drinks horse buckets to.
You can compose blanks to consonant names. For example, to the following: Roman, Ivan, Kolyan. You can make fun of stubbornness.
A guy named Ivan is not a sheep in his life - a ram.
For Misha, Grisha and Tisha, funny name-callingers have many options:
But on the other hand, Misha’s friend has a roof moving off his head.
Often I see a friend Grisha only on clown posters.
If you want to borrow from Tisha, you won’t be sure to hear the request.
If the company has established pairs, it is appropriate to connect loving hearts in a teaser:
If the name is friend Sasha, Natasha is waiting for him in the bedroom .
Themes for name-calling
If a single topic is selected for all the names of friends, this will look original:
What Seva has in the trouser leg on the left, then the Glory in the trouser leg on the right. Our records will be broken by our Stas - he is for women in bed as. It can, however, catch up with Sergei, if he, of course, is not gay. If speed is needed, Edward will try like a cheetah. For lovers of breaks, Jura is always at the ready.
Funny callers for friends may relate to getting into funny situations: loss of clothing details, a call to the boss to the boss, catching by surprise:
Grishka, Grishka, lost his panties. But now he goes without words without pants at all .
The more ridiculous the situation, the funnier it is:
Helen on the nose beat off a mosquito wasp. For violence she ... ate an evil mosquito!
But there are topics that are inappropriate in friendly companies. This ridicule of physical defects, the use of offensive nicknames, a discussion of situations unknown to most of those present. The main criterion for choosing a topic should be the alleged attitude to the teaser of the addressee himself.