Perhaps this article will be somewhat unethical from a pedagogical point of view. Well, Makarov and Sukhomlinsky will forgive me for some revelations that satisfy the needs of schoolchildren and contradict the notions of the correct pedagogical education of the younger generation. With great regret, watching how joy and genuine interest in the eyes of a first grader very soon give way to indifference, I had a desire to help representatives of the unprotected, it seems to me, layer.
In addition, I believe that the big words "I hate school", at the moment of disappointment escaping from the mouth of the child, are the result of excessive demands from adults. Both parents and teachers drive the student into such a framework that accelerators only think about how not to go to school. How to avoid school workdays in various ways?
Heat
Naturally, the most effective way is to get sick. However, nobody really wants to hurt, because they will have to take a course of a young simulator. In most cases, you will need to use the main attribute of the patient - a thermometer. There are several ways to make mercury move in the right direction:
- rub the tip of the thermometer on a sheet or leg, until the scale shows the required temperature;
- heat the thermometer using a heating or lighting device;
- hold your breath for the maximum possible time (the temperature really rises);
- eat the graphite stick of the pencil, which also heats the body of the "patient" to a certain temperature.
It should be remembered that elevated temperature should be accompanied by some kind of ailment. Most often these are colds. Therefore, ideally, this method can be used at the time of the flu epidemic. It is unlikely that parents will long understand the possible causes of fever. Most likely, they will offer you to take an antipyretic and lie down that day in bed.
Create the image of the patient
It is unlikely that high fever, accompanied by vigorous movements, and a healthy complexion will cause pity for parents. For the best effect, you will have to give your face a tormented look that causes pity, portray weakness throughout the body. The second, by the way, for those who do not want to go to school at all, the condition is more familiar.
You can portray some of the symptoms associated with abdominal pain.
For example, curl up, spend more time on the toilet, complain of nausea. Perhaps this is the most reliable way to answer the question of how not to go to school. To verify the accuracy of this information, you will have to at least miss the day (to see a doctor and emergency diagnostics). And exposure in this case is unlikely. The maximum how an excursion to a medical institution can end is a medical opinion that the patient has gastritis, or the discontent of the mother, who "once again confirmed her opinion about the incompetence of doctors."
Why don't I want to go to school?
There are plenty of reasons that encourage children to pretend to avoid attending school. Most often, the child is afraid to be punished for unfulfilled homework. This behavior of the student is due to excessive requirements from adults. Often children with an excellent reputation at school go to deception. Teenagers think how not to go to school and at the same time not to disappoint their parents, not to lose credibility among teachers. So, they become the authors of the most ingenious plans. This use of mental capabilities definitely develops the student’s creativity . But with regard to ethics and psychology, distorting the emerging personality of the child.
My costume and me
Sometimes the question of how not to go to school is caused by a lack of mutual understanding between those who distribute dry party commands and those who are obliged to fulfill them. In particular, this refers to the requirements for school uniforms. Teenagers tend to stand out from the crowd. Some restrictions related to his age, as well as the lack of life experience and worldly wisdom, make him turn to creating his own image. What, in their opinion, is being hindered by adults all the time.
Based on this, I want to give a couple of tips to those who do not know what to go to school if the charter of their native educational institution does not allow to flaunt in spectacular outfits. Firstly, no one forbade decorating a school bag. Secondly, no one will force you to remove the original tie. Thirdly, you can always alter the shape so that the length and cut match your idea of fashion.