Of course, motorists are very fond of quotes about cars, roads and drivers, let’s say, “of varying degrees of professionalism and preparedness.” There are comic ones among them, there are moody ones, and there is sense. In our article we want to highlight a certain number of both those and these.
Funny sayings
Despite the fact that quotes about cars and pedestrians are extremely humorous, there is also some truth and meaning in them. For example, nothing denotes the affinity of these two categories (drivers and pedestrians), as the following statement:
Sitting behind the wheel you wonder - what stupid pedestrians! You go on foot and all in spite - what drivers are impudent!
Not without a certain wit and depth and other statements:
- A telegraph pole strikes a car only in self-defense.
- There is no driver more accurate than the one who forgot documents at home.
- Having crashed into someone else's car, a man, first of all, looks into his wallet, and a woman looks into his mirror.
- There is money - step on the gas, but no money - look at the signs!
Black humor
These, albeit teeming with "lethal outcomes" and the situation with our current roads, also show not only snobbery and inappropriate pun, but also realities:
- Today, pedestrians come in two types: fast or dead.
- Do not drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
- A car is not a means of transportation. This is a mechanism for transferring money from your pocket into the pocket of the traffic police.
- Despite the fact that not a single pedestrian has yet managed to crush a car, only one motorist always turns out to be unhappy.
- The most modern place in the Bible is the place where Noah spent 40 years trying to find a parking place.
Separately, I would like to dwell on quotes about cars and roads on which our current drivers are forced to ride these cars on models of cars in our auto industry:
- The best spare part for a domestic car is a bicycle.
- The joke that the car is not a luxury was taken seriously only by Russian car factories.
- On one of the city sites they publish news that markings are applied on regional roads, to which the first visitor writes in his first comment: “It would be better if asphalt was applied to the regional roads!”
- Question to the president: “Why is the recipe for making cheese with holes used in the construction of roads?”
- If in Russia a detour was built on the road, then you can be sure that even a tank will not pass along the main highway!
An excellent quote about the Zhiguli car (of course, not in favor of the domestic auto industry), without realizing it, was given by Igor Stechkin, the developer of the TT pistol, popular around the world:
... Bandits prefer TT made in China: once fired and thrown away. But the Chechens really know a lot about weapons. They say that in the early nineties for my gun they gave "Lada" ...
Quotes with deep meaning from Jeremy Clarkson
It will also be appropriate to separate into a separate category quotes about cars with meaning that came from the lips of the most famous motorist of all time Jeremy Clarkson, the host of the popular television series Top Gear. And such statements were a dime a dozen. We all publish them, of course, we can’t, but some we bring to your attention:
... Sorry, but owning an Aston Martin DB9 and not riding it is as if Keira Knightley was in your bed and you went to sleep on the couch ...
... We are constantly told that if we DO NOT turn off the engine at a traffic light and eat leaves, then we will all die from global warming ...
… I hate exhaust tuning. These sounds are as false as the smile of a prostitute ...
... "Ferrari" is just a scaled-down copy of the Lord God, and "Ferrari 355" is a quail egg, spiced with excellent celery salt and served at the table in Julia Roberts's navel ...
Conclusion
And such comic and other quotes on the Internet today - a dime a dozen. And reading them is sometimes very useful. After all, the more such quotes you read about cars, drivers and pedestrians, the more mind you gain. Is not it?