Almost every owner of a tailed friend can tell funny stories about animals. The animals living near us show miracles of quick wits and constantly delight us with their unusual behavior.
Sausage
Funny stories about animals for children demonstrate that our smaller brothers can be very quick-witted. Here is one of them.
The girl has two cats. The animals are not purebred, but the mind and tricks are fantastic. Both lovers take a piece off the table. She took a sausage from the refrigerator, laid it on the table, and then the mobile rang in the room. She left for a short while, because both cats are sleeping.
Returns - there is no sausage. Under the table sits the youngest cat and looks with honest eyes. An old cat is sleeping. Awake got scolded. But the sausage was a decent piece, and the whole cat could not eat. God bless her, with sausage, but if he hid a piece somewhere under the refrigerator, but he couldn’t get it, the stench would be all over the apartment.
The girl was looking for sausage for about 20 minutes. She covered the entire kitchen, not a trace. The cat sits in the same place as if nothing had happened. She was tired, decided to drink tea. Removes a sleeping cat from a chair - and beneath it lies a sausage! The cunning beetle heard that the mistress was returning to the kitchen, lay down on prey and pretended to be sleeping. And the girl believed that such cases are only in the humorous sections of "funny stories about animals." It is possible that the younger cat entered into a conspiracy with the elder and distracted attention.
Parenting
A family with two children, a 6-year-old boy and a 9-year-old girl, came to stay with distant relatives. Children are quite noisy, often argue, indulge, scream. Upon arrival, they were warned that there is a cat in the house, but he does not like affection and can scratch, so the children should be careful with him.
While parents unpacked, the children played in a large room. At first they dabbled, began to laugh out loud. After a while, the house became very quiet. Parents decided to see what the offspring are so busy with.
The guys sat on the windowsill hugging and legs crossed, and below the cat walked with a menacing look. It turned out that he really doesn’t like it when they shout, therefore he begins to “educate” - he runs up and bites his legs. All week there was silence in the house.
Advertising
Funny stories about animals from life can happen with unusual pets. The commercial was shot. According to the script, a guest animal was needed, namely a hedgehog. The prickly actor had to run up to the apple and sniff it with appetite. That's just no one acquainted with the scenario of the hedgehog, so after appearing on the site, he curled up in a ball and froze.
Attempts to lure the hedgehog with an apple were unsuccessful. Assistants called a friend naturalist, he advised blowing a hedgehog. They brought a hairdryer from the dressing room, blew. Indeed, the hedgehog turns around and starts to run away from the hair dryer. But past the apple. The fruit was both pricked and incised, but the smell does not attract the animal.
They called the naturalist again. He said that apples and mushrooms seduce only animated hedgehogs, and real animals eat insects and meat. So, in order for the hedgehog to become interested in our apple, you need to at least anoint it with minced meat.
As a result, the shooting looked a masterpiece. The assistant with the hairdryer drove the hedgehog to the apple, which glistened with fatty stuffing. A hedgehog tried to lick it on the go, but in the end it was a sigal under the nearest closet. It was removed, and it all started all over again. And the video came out very touching.
Rich
Funny stories about pets can happen due to a coincidence. In one woman, her husband quickly became rich. They made a good repair, bought a car. A roommate quite often came to them and frankly envied their affluence.
Once a woman was preparing for some kind of holiday, and on the occasion bought a jar of red caviar. I opened it - and the product is clearly spoiled, the smell is unpleasant, a gray coating. Just then the doorbell rang, and the jar was put on the table. A neighbor came. After a few words in the hallway, the women entered the kitchen, and the cat had already managed to get to the caviar.
The hostess was not a bit upset (the product was hopelessly spoiled anyway), calmly removed Muska from the table and put a jar in front of her, with the words: “Let her eat, she loves the fish.” Since then, the neighbor has not visited.
Cat physicist
Parents bought a three-year-old girl a cat. Of course, the baby loved him very much and did not let him get away with it. She rolled in a stroller, dressed up in doll clothes. The cat was not enthusiastic, but could not hide from the little mistress, she took it everywhere.
Once the parents noticed the cat’s strange behavior - he was lying on the carpet for a long time, wriggling, spinning. The riddle was solved very quickly. When the girl wanted to take the cat, its electrified hair shocked the baby's fingers. She immediately moved away from the animal. The cat often used this technique.
Sufferer
Funny real-life stories about animals can show how well dogs understand people. The driver picked up a dog lying on the side of the road. Obviously, the car hit, hind legs dragging. Either shock or injury. It was a pity the belly, brought to his garage, made a bedding. He fed almost from a spoon. The dog lies, eats reluctantly, looks plaintively.
Every day, a man worried about a dog, especially because it does not walk and does not even move its paws. For a whole week, I drove to her garage, morning and evening. And then at work I remembered that I forgot to close the garage, ran to lunch. He opens the door, and the dog jumps like a puppy, plays with a rag. She saw her virtue, froze right in the jump. And then the hind legs gave way, and the "paralyzed" animal, whining softly, crawled back to its bedding.
Funny stories about animals can tell that even dogs lie. It all ended in a happy ending. The sufferer was sent to the village, in the company of two more dogs, and there was no trace of the mysterious illness.
Twins
Funny stories about children and animals demonstrate that children are much more attentive to details than adults. There was a cat in the family, an ordinary white nobleman with a gray spot on his side. He was a lover of a walk, but for more than a couple of days he did not stop, he ran to eat and sleep. And then he disappeared for almost a week, his wife and son were worried, went to look - it was useless.
Father took the child to his grandmother for the weekend, returned home and saw the cat Vaska on the porch of the nearest store. He took the gulen home. The cat ate all weekend.
The child came home and immediately to the cat. He picks him up and asks his mother and father: “Where is Vaska?” Parents were stunned. It turns out that Vaska's spot should be on the other side. And this cat is one in one, a mirror image. A changeling 2 days regularly walked into the tray, ate from someone else's bowl and even slept in the same chair! Vaska himself showed up the next day. He reacted normally to the neighbor, and now two identical cats live in the family.
Knitwear
Funny stories about animals can happen if your pets are very similar in appearance. Marina’s girl lives with “knitwear”, that is, three cats. Rather, 2 cats and a cat. Black Marquis inherited from her neighbor in the apartment, who left for another city, and did not want to take the cat with her. Marina was not opposed at all, as she was used to him, and she loved animals. The girl’s husband married his “baggage” in the form of the same coal-black kitty Masha.
Both animals are sterilized and get along well. The couple still joked that they had the same taste for at least cats. And then they found Bucks near the porch, a dark gray teenager with a serious paw injury. Could not pass by, cured. Where there are two cats - and the third will not hurt.
But the whole thing is that Marina’s mother is categorically against animals in the house. From them noise, dirt, smell and so on. The girl heard a lot about the appearance of the Marquis a bunch of notations, although she already lived separately from her parents. Mom began to come to visit Marina more often after marriage and the cat charmed her. The woman even brought him sweets, stroked and called him an intellectual.
When Marina got married, she was simply afraid to tell her mother that there were already two cats in the apartment. But it turned out that the woman does not see the difference and strokes Masha in the same way as the Marquise. And even Bucks, she did not distinguish, despite the slight difference in color. She simply noted that the cat got better and lost weight. The main thing was to expel two animals into the bedroom, where the woman had never entered.
But one day my mother came without a call. In the corridor, she almost sat down on the floor when three cat muzzles rushed to her from the kitchen in anticipation of treats. But it is no longer useless to be indignant - for three years the woman has not noticed any increased noise, no smell, or dirt, and she loved the cats, even if in one person.
Hunger is not aunt
Natalia has a Basset Hound dog. This dog with a long body and short legs looks awkward and lazy, but in fact a hunting dog, active and agile. The nature, however, is not the easiest. Basia simply takes note of all the teams; submission from her is not easy to achieve. But she has an excellent appetite, eats everything that is bad. For an extra piece, I’m ready to sell my soul. It is simply impossible to keep Basya on a leash while walking, especially if she scented a dead crow or a rotten fish head nearby.
Natalia lives near a large park. In the autumn, walking there is just wonderful, which she often does in the company of dogs. On one of the walks, Basia threw herself at the pond. The weather was good, there were quite a lot of people on the bridge, the children fed ducks with bread. And then a basset jumps out of the bushes and rushes into the water.
Dogs of this breed are not swimming very well, but Basia tried her best. She broke into a bunch of ducks and began to take their bread. Birds quickly retreated, people with a laugh threw bread to a funny dog. Basia became the star of the evening. And her mistress has since gone around the pond in a wide arc.
Habit
In one family lived a very smart cat. He independently learned to cope with the need for a toilet, except that he did not flush it. Just like a man. People were proud of the cat and often boasted that they did not have to strain at all when cleaning the tray.
Only once did a nuisance happen. Suddenly, a poorly fixed toilet lid fell on the cat, and since he did not expect such a turn and was in a relaxed state, he was very scared. But the cat is smart, he continued to use the toilet. Just began to sit down in the face to the insidious cover.