The most mysterious and at the same time the most wonderful phenomenon is the relationship between a man and a woman. And no matter how many people try to define the whole variety of manifestations with one phrase, it covers them only partially. Statuses about relationships for social networks are an attempt to emphasize in this phenomenon what he himself experienced. Or make it clear to an important person how you feel about him.
Original statuses about the relationship of man and woman
- "Friendship between a man and a woman is possible. Provided there is a degree of physical aversion to each other."
- “It’s worse than losing a relationship; it might be losing yourself in that relationship.”
- "The distance is perceived as an amazing adventure, if at the end of the path they are waiting for you."
- "Why words if the looks are so eloquent?"
- "Only those who give warmth can hope for the warmth of others."
- "In an ideal relationship, everyone feels as easy as being alone, and just as fun as in society."
- "The best development of relations is to switch not to you, but to us."
- "Nothing better describes a person than his behavior after breaking up."
Funny statuses about a man and a woman
Relationship statuses are often humorous.
- "Cockroaches in the head of a beloved woman are ladybugs for me."
- "Before the wedding, my wife and I agreed to eat more vegetables and less each other."
- "I didn’t even know that I was in a relationship with her until she began to sort them out."
- "Our relationship moved to a new level when I began to take out the trash from her apartment."
- "Only women who are fed with words love their ears."
- "Why haven’t they told me earlier that this is not a marriage certificate, but another labor certificate?"
- "Women hate women in two cases: if it is the present former and the former present."
- "Men would never leave if a woman's presence were as desirable as intimacy with her."
- "An intelligent woman never forbids her husband to go fishing. Wise helps to collect things and ... children there."
- "Working women sometimes also want to have a wife."
- "Women are smart until they are in love."
- “Next to a woman, any man can turn into a millionaire. From a billionaire.”
- "If a man stares into a woman’s eyes intently, then he has already considered everything else."

Beautiful statuses about relationships
- "Each of us is an iceberg. Until we know the heat of the other person."
- "The relationship of a man to a woman depends on the attitude of a woman to himself."
- "It’s worth the great effort, having burned yourself with one, do not punish the other."
- "Love is too dangerous to play. But it is so beautiful that it is worth it."
- "Nothing saves a man more than the embrace of a loved one."
- “You don’t have to be perfect. You have to be perfect for each other.”
- "In the promises, men are all equal. Allocate their actions."
- "A woman does not want to be the best. She wants to be the only one."
- "No one hurts as much as the one who gave the highest pleasure."
Statuses about relationships are the more popular the more beautiful they sound.
Statements about relationships with meaning
- "The easiest way is to love for one quality. And try to love everything in a person ..."
- "Even one thread in a relationship can keep people close if you don't pull it like a rope."
- "The fear of losing another cannot be the foundation for a long relationship. Because of it, everything just collapses."
- "What is the meaning of betrayal? If you want to be with a person - do not change. If you want to change - do not keep a person.
- "A man can understand himself when he looks at his woman. For those who are worthy, she shines with happiness."
- "Not so fatal for a relationship is a difficult conversation, as understatement."
Relationship statuses help users of social networks hint or directly tell a dear person about what they like. In addition, do not forget to be frank in personal conversations.