Pavel Volya is a Russian showman and stand-up comedian who has long been loved by the audience thanks to a special approach to his performances. Hot topics, humor, funny facts, understandable to different categories of viewers, funny facts - this is only a small fraction of what Pavel Volya presents on stage. Quotes of the comedian on various topics will help those who have not heard about him to get to know him, and those who respect his work will once again bring a smile.
Briefly about the comedian
The homeland of Pavel Volya is Penza. His career began precisely there with participation in KVN: he was a member of the “Valleon Dasson” team. Now, in addition to stand-ups, the artist also appears in films and commercials, sings, and broadcasts. Colleagues at the Comedy Club gave Pavel the nickname Snezhok, who often represented him on stage: Pavel Snezhok Volya. The artist is now married to gymnast Lyaysan Utyasheva. A married couple brings up their son Robert and daughter Sofia.
Many fans of the artist’s creativity for a long time thought that Pavel Volya’s real name is Denis Dobrovolsky, as the stand-up comedian said this during one of his performances, where he spoke about names, surnames and pseudonyms. Interestingly, during other speeches, he never mentioned that Pavel Volya is a pseudonym. In fact, Pavel Volya is the real name of the artist.
Let us consider his work in more detail. So, Pavel Volya: quotes, aphorisms of utterance.
About the girls
Pavel Volya spoke a lot about men and women. Quotes about girls and women cause a violent reaction in the audience:
- “Everyone saw an advertisement in which Anna Semenovich advertises a drug for potency? Better remember how Anna Semenovich looks. “A drug for potency cannot advertise a drug for potency!”
- “And just fifty years ago they were chubby in fashion. If the girl is thin - they thought that she was sick, and the full one was pretty. Then again, fifty years passed, and the girls began to lose weight. Fitness is there, yoga ... And after another twenty years we’ll come up with something new. Well, for example: we love fat people, but so that they are without a chest, and that’s it - now, get out! ”
- “Girls, raise your hands to those who are not afraid to get fat. Those who have already gained weight do not care. ”
- “Many times I was surprised that no matter how many girls woke up, they would be late anyway!”
Also very often compares men and women Pavel Volya. Quotes indicating their difference or opposition:
- “A woman is so afraid of getting fat that she weighs twice a day: morning and evening. A man weighs himself twice in his life: the first time - when he was born, and in the military enlistment office. All!".
- “Unlike us men, women are not afraid of the prospect of falling in love, but they are very afraid that they will stop loving them.”
Quotes about the girls of Pavel Volya can be safely summed up with his own statement: “Nowadays it is easy to find a girl. It’s hard to find a wife. ”
About family
Separate stand-ups dedicated specifically to the family, Pavel Volya has very few. However, the topic of family and the relationship of fathers and children is so relevant in modern society that it is almost impossible to get around it, and it makes no sense.
- “He opens the closet and sees that white dirty shirts with spots are folded there. She says: "This is my little son playing in the yard." I have a few questions. Why is he playing in the yard in white shirts? And what kind of mother is that folding shirts in the closet instead of washing? ”
- “Everyone says: it is dangerous to ride in a car without a child seat. I remember my father's car. How did I survive without a child seat? ”
- “The saleswoman in the store told me:“ Buy your child’s puzzles! ” I say: "Why?" She told me: "Well, he will assemble puzzles, he will have fun, interesting." The first time in my life I assembled a puzzle when I unleashed my mother’s vase. These were speed puzzles: until six in the evening I had to assemble the vase back so that no one would notice that it was a puzzle. Because if they understood that it was a puzzle, then I would get it from dad. ”
In general, almost every Pavel Volya quote about mom and dad shows the audience his deep respect for them. And even stories in a humorous manner about situations from his childhood with the participation of parents or jokes on the topic of the family do not allow to doubt this:
- “I look at modern girls and notice: for some reason you are trying to make yourself brutal women. Listen to songs for men, wear huge T-shirts and men's crosses! Think it's cool? Take a look at your moms: these are real women! Love your mom! She is one!"
Other
It is worth paying attention to quotes by Pavel Volya and other topics:
- “Buy your baby diapers for active children. If your baby doesn’t sit, let him do everything on the go! ” And what do we get in the end? A generation of people who poop on the run? We have footballers, why do we need more? ”
- "Why do Russians determine the cost of living for those with a cost of living?"